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Ladies I have a Body by Jake and with my body I don't need any pick-up lines...

My alchemy level is 100 and I just brewed a potion of Viagra...

Hey baby I'm an Orc And I'm Sexy And I know it... (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle...)

The easiest way to make some money and level up is to go out and hunt some animals and take their hide and then forge some leather bracers. If you have skill to improve them do so. if not sell them and then repeat it. There's so much game out there that hunting and smithing are the easiest...

I'm from Hammerfeld - want to see my curved sword...? Hey baby want to come up to my villa in Solitude, eat some glowing mushrooms and smoke some troll fat...?

chop wood and enter caves filled with bandits and after you kill them loot the place and take everything

When you stop by my Whiterun Sigard's body is laying in the drainage canal close to the blacksmith shop. I found now that instead of letting the bodies pile up ( it looks so unsanitary) I make them zombies and after their time is up they become piles of ashes. Much more tidier. And I take...

Also I think waterbreathing is overblown as so far I haven't had much use for it and I haven't found anything of real value under the water. The exception was looking for Mavin Black - Briar's magic pen or something which took up some time - but at that time I had no SCUBA gear so I had to do it...

I'm an Argonian and do you know how long my tongue is...

I just killed a sheep - can you guess what we can use the skin for...

I changed up a bit. Carrying the Nightingale blade as I need to improve one-handed and a daedric bow and a greatsword.

I found a helm with water breathing form a merchant before I had the skill level to enchant it. Once I got the skill level I enchanted a ring with water breathing. have you checked all the merchants on a regular basis?

I married a horker once. Well she wasn't a horker when we got married but a few years later and...

Yeah some of these ruins can only be accessed through another ruin / cave that has a different name. So you have to fight your way through then come up for air then enter a new ruin or continue through. Some of these ruins have elevators that will bring you to the surface if you need to take a...

Hey baby I ain't got no loincloth under this armor...

Im currently using Erik the Slayer. the kid's got ambition

I'm an Orc... What have the Orcs sworn to support?

considering that the Thalmor have a contract on me now I am leaning toward the Imperials. And of course a raid on the Thalmor embassy is coming soon

I can tell you a few times I have dropped unwanted stuff in a city and if a guard saw me he said something and maybe even put it back in my inventory

I gave my guy a Pope Hat from Saint's Row the Third...