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Dude, Skyrim philosophies. This one's from Oblivion. still true of course

There goes your philosophy.

Lolwhut, wait, but I didn't mean to imply... Sorry, I forgot I'm on the internet here.

I know that the thought of some chick denying the attractiveness of your most beloved Edward might be amusing for you, but that's my honest opinion. :cool:

Only second? Damn, with that voice he could be a Horker and I'd still love him. Farkas and Vilkas, hell yes. And Hadvar and Ralof too. Talvas comes to mind as well. So many males that make this game worth playing over and over again... :p

Went through some dialogue data and somewhere there was "Your are no true elf!" I doubt a random bandit would shout this line, but since I'm always playing a Redguard haven't had the opportunity to hear that line in combat. I'm not even sure if anybody ever heard it (maybe it's unused in the...

Yeah but usually a werewolf has more hair than a vampire, so if you have to pick one, you go for the fluffy kind.

Werewolves. Because fur beats skin any time.

I got that one already. It doesn't help in combat; my monkey on the other hand saved me from Sheogorath's pet dino-chicken. :cool:

I'm sorry but this looks like a monkey to me. The ugly, purple type. :p

Met a few Thalmor in TESO yesterday. I must admit that I still felt that itch in my finger to just aim my staff at them and let my little summoned daedra-monkey take over.

As soon as Great War II is on you'll get a medal of honor for that. Doesn't count as true crime in my opinion.

Be sure to steal from Dunmer.

Besides, you could just ignore PvP and do your stuff.

Beautiful music, and also damn good voice-acting. The audio part of the game is flawless.

Oh boy, I can see where this is going:

Blasphemy!

Are you kidding me? I started a new game in Skyrim yesterday and first thing to happen, I go for Riften and get called "Skyrim trash" by this Imperial Noble skank. A few minutes later I reach this mine and see a Stormcloak soldier coming towards me with his bow drawn. I'm all like "I wouldn't...

I assume they also lured you into the Legion with access to a free hair stylist? :p

tgm mode also works quite effectively. I wonder if those Justiciars finally detect you as Talos worshipper with 5 friggin' amulets around your neck.