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Share this knowledge with me, I'm tired of running from those fuzzy kittens. I am Loki Laufeyson, this plops is ridiculous.

You sir have earned a place at my feet when I claim the throne of Asgard.

i was chased by a dragon earlier today. normally they dont give me any trouble, but this dragon must have been Nidhoggr as he had an UN-ENDING DESIRE TO EAT MY FACE and nothing short of RAGNAROK ITSELF could keep this bitch off my shiny blue ass. when he first appeared i had just cleared out...

Quite.

a good point. let there be much elf-blood spilled upon the earth this day.

My thanks mortal, Ragnarok shall be swift and painless for you.

haters gonna hate.

Skyrim only hates me 'cause I'm blue.

so i killed a bunch of elves recently and have a huge bounty on my head, so instead of letting guards chase me around all of skyrim i decided to clear out bleakfalls barrow of all sentient life. upon achieving this feat, i re-entered the world of Skyrim to find that a bounty collector had...