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Must be Armor of Enchanted Boobies.

And how am I still able to walk with the helmet on? Shouldn't I be falling in the forge and creek?

I did it. I stopped picking up every last thing. I am now limiting myself to looting gold, jewels and enchanted weapons, etc. only. You can keep your leather armor, sir! (I also put all the stuff I was holding to distribute to its proper chest, in ONE chest! I know, I couldn't beleive it...

And don't get me started on having to spend 20k on the new home for the DB. And STILL that little vampire wench won't stay out of my room!! LOL

I iz edumakated two. (Sad but funny!)

I like playing Skyrim by myself, but I wish I could come over and see your Skyrim world for a visit as my character. Or maybe just see my characters all meet in one game at the same time. Oh that would be a scene... A die hard Stormcloak Mage meeting a loyal Imperial Khajit with the...

Where does all the water go that is flooding into the Ragged Flagon Cistern? (If someone tells me to look up the definition of cistern, I will just cry.)

Why are the goats suddenly angry with me? Did they see me swipe a goat hide from Belathor? (Seriously, goats are showing up as enemies and last night I walked right up and TALKED to a Forsworn baddie. Then I hit him in the **** with an arrow.)

I love that I have three houses to put things in (for keeping things in order) but I hate that I have three houses full of things I will probably never use. (But do I stop picking things up? Noooo. How many Saphires does one kitty cat need?)

Daedric ego driven evil entities would fit the bill.

This hit WAY to close to home. ROFLMAO!!!!

Hello. My name is Mmmrrrr and I am a hoarder. I have been trying to kick the habit but just can't do it. My latest collection... Stormcloak helmets of those who I kill in battles. (well it started out as just SC helmets, but as is the nature of the beast, now I am collecting Forsworn...

Why are all Deadric entities called Princes? Nocturna is NOT a man.

I love killing dragons, but I will always lead them into a city or camp to get some help taking them down.

I love hunting dragons and dragon priests, but it irks me when I don't get a soul or a mask when they die sometimes.

Pardon me, but as Cicero reminds me constantly, I am the Listener. My aerboic outfit is hard won.

I love the effect the DB Shrouded Handwraps give me but I wish I didn't look ready for an 80's aerobics class. Draugr Deathlords are a formidable foe in groups, but I can't help but think they are shouting "fl*ffOff!" when they yell.

I am collecting gems too. When I finally buy Proudspire I plan to scatter them all over the floor just becasue I like to see them shine. (That and I can't keep them in a bowl without the game throwing them on the floor anyway. Can't beat em, join em!)

Suffer for fashion?

POSSIBLE SPOILER: Why does Cicero follow me around and rant about killing the cat and feeding it to his rat? Does he not realize I am Khajit?