Questions No-one Bothers to Ask

[Neriad13]

Ulfric Fus Ro Dahs Ralof to the keep, maybe?

Oh my gosh, I could totally see that.

Ulfric: "Ralof! Many of our comrades are trapped in that keep! You have to get over there to free them!"

Ralof: "Okay. I'll just hop down through this inn and head after that prisoner I just tossed out the window..."

Ulfric: "No! You have to reach them faster! FUS RO..."

Ralof: "NO, NO! NONONONONO!"

Ulfric: "DAH!"

Ralof: "OH GODS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

 

[Neriad13]

if you pay attention, you find a few more than those two throughout the ruin. one on a bridge over a room strikes me in particular, always makes you think you've gone the wrong way.

It's also possible that the bandits may have killed some draugr too. Who knows?

 

[Dovahlink69]

It's also possible that the bandits may have killed some draugr too. Who knows?

I doubt that Bandits would stand much of a chance against Draugr,but you never know.

 

[Mahone]

Why do guards try to kill me when i accidentally steal a bucket, but don't give a **** when hired thugs attack me?

 

[perkecet]

It's also possible that the bandits may have killed some draugr too. Who knows?

at that point in the dungeon the bandits are long gone.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

Where does your body go in first person?

 

[Dovahlink69]

Who really did steal my Sweetroll?

 

[dunklunk]

Where does your body go in first person?

C'mon, Uther. Save those existentialist questions for yoga class, man

 

[Dirtcopter77-]

Why is everyone is Skyrim willing to swing either way, so to speak?

 

[Neriad13]

Why is everyone is Skyrim willing to swing either way, so to speak?

I've heard it said that everyone in Skyrim is actually straight - Dovahkiin makes them gay.

 

[Seagull]

Why, when I have ten fingers, can I only wear one ring?

 

[BFP53]

Who keeps putting firewood on the fires when you have cleared caves and crypts and you go back and no one is there? oh and who keeps the torches lit.

 

[M'aiqaelF]

is this a tumor or a goiter?

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

There was this one Giant that helped me enlist in the Tamriel Space Program.

LOL! Have had this happen many times. Don't enjoy it when it is me they send into orbit, but I do have fun setting others up for it. Here's a great way to do it: Piss off the giants at Secunda's Kiss (near Whiterun). Get them to chase you to the Western Watchtower (where you faced your first dragon). As you run inside the tower a guard will usually run out, saying something like "I'm getting out of here." He won't get far before the giants send him flying.

Very amusing to watch, plus killing the giants from here is easy. They can't get into the tower since they are too tall, so you can stand inside and shoot them with arrows until die.

 

[KITTEH]

LOL! Have had this happen many times. Don't enjoy it when it is me they send into orbit, but I do have fun setting others up for it. Here's a great way to do it: Piss off the giants at Secunda's Kiss (near Whiterun). Get them to chase you to the Western Watchtower (where you faced your first dragon). As you run inside the tower a guard will usually run out, saying something like "I'm getting out of here." He won't get far before the giants send him flying.

Very amusing to watch, plus killing the giants from here is easy. They can't get into the tower since they are too tall, so you can stand inside and shoot them with arrows until die.

That's what I did when I was a pure kitten my one handed boosted a ton.

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

Why, when I have ten fingers, can I only wear one ring?

I've wondered that, too. Even if it would be too overpowered to let us wear ten, couldn't we have one on each hand?

 

[Ironclad]

How can one person eat so many cheese wheels?

When i've silent-killed a guard/bandit in a large dungeon or castle why do the enemy, deeper in, instantly believe the noise they've just heard isn't one of their own? They automatically think it is a target, how??

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

How can one person eat so many cheese wheels?

Ahh, one of the great mysteries in life. Makes you wonder how your little Dovahkiin stays so fit...and how they avoid having constant gas, too.

 

[Ironclad]

Fus Ro PARRRP!

 

[M'aiqaelF]

the shout is Explosive Noxious Gas