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Go back to Morrowind, Dark Elf maggots! you're not welcome here!

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That is all.
 
He's not a troll. I think of him as a character impersonator. Not unlike those Elvis guys who will perform wedding ceremonies in Vegas.
 
Rolff Stone-Fist said:
Your post reeks of Dark Elf influence.
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Alas, I must concur.

Who else would even consider feeding a troll? Who else would even be able to conceptualize the idea? I mean besides that crazy dawnguard guy. Trolls scare the crap out of me. Only serious pyromancers are not ever afraid of trolls such that they might consider getting close enough to feed one. And we all know the best pyromancers are all dark elves.
 
Moris said:
Alas, I must concur.

Who else would even consider feeding a troll? Who else would even be able to conceptualize the idea? I mean besides that crazy dawnguard guy. Trolls scare the crap out of me. Only serious pyromancers are not ever afraid of trolls such that they might consider getting close enough to feed one. And we all know the best pyromancers are all dark elves.
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The dark elves want me all to themselves then, so they send this Impierial spy to spread false propaganda. Those blasted dark elf garbage!
 
Rolff Stone-Fist said:
The dark elves want me all to themselves then, so they send this Impierial spy to spread false propaganda. Those blasted dark elf garbage!
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Rolff, Rolff. Get a grip. I've been arguing very hard in favor of your brother's best friend for weeks now. You don't want me to fail. The mead supply might dry up if Galmar gets in too much trouble.
 
Im just waiting for Suvaris Atheron to appear.

Also, Rolf, a warning.

You may call me grayskin, scum, or whatever lame insult you think of...

But if you call me "Knife Ears"....

Ill sterilize you with a mace
 
Moris said:
Rolff, Rolff. Get a grip. I've been arguing very hard in favor of your brother's best friend for weeks now. You don't want me to fail. The mead supply might dry up if Galmar gets in too much trouble.
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This is very good advice, I thank you. Galmar's bff has a way of angering the tavern folk with his self righteous behavior I envy your ability to keep up with him, and for allowing a steady flow of mead to continue to pass through my gullet.
 
Angrenor Once-Honored said:
This is very good advice, I thank you. Galmar's bff has a way of angering the tavern folk with his self righteous behavior I envy your ability to keep up with him, and for allowing a steady flow of mead to continue to pass through my gullet.
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Judging from what I've heard from Viola and Elda, the tavern folk are just fine with the self-righteousness, since they have more than enough to go around themselves. Self righteousness, I mean. Not mead. Though they have quite a bit of that too.
 
Moris said:
Judging from what I've heard from Viola and Elda, the tavern folk are just fine with the self-righteousness, since they have more than enough to go around themselves. Self righteousness, I mean. Not mead. Though they have quite a bit of that too.
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Yes yes, indeed, I absolutely agree.

(This is me replying to the post to draw them off, they'll never suspect a thing!)
 
Hey! Well Tamriel is our land, it just happens you think you have your own little piece of land. Go back to Atmora Nordic TRASH!
 
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