Down with Talos the fake god.

[The Phoenician]

Q: What do couriers and Talos worshippers have in common?

A: Both are terrible at keeping up a conversation.

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An uncivilized conversation is still a conversation. But I guess it would have been more proper if I would have just boasted of the multitudes of Thalmor that I've sent to Oblivion with my war axes.

 

[Snoball]

An uncivilized conversation is still a conversation. But I guess it would have been more proper if I would have just boasted of the multitudes of Thalmor that I've sent to Oblivion with my war axes.

Well then, boast away my heretic fellow. All of my Stormcloak pals in the pic had that same idea before I chose to silence them all. they all gave me the silent treatment.

The Thalmor shall always remain a step ahead of the more, simple-minded men.

 

[Khaine]

'Suck him?" ...I knew Talos supporters were strange but...wow.

Funny thing about that; I don't suck anything. Albeit, I do enjoy shoving a spigot in my victim's neck and then drinking their blood from a golden chalice. I find that Altmer blood has a very interesting taste, specifically the older ones though the meat isn't too bad either. Yet the point is simple; you can't blame the lad for not knowing how a sophisticated vampire dines. You mortals know little of our preferred methods anyway and I don't blame you for lacking an understanding of our high etiquette that I find you Thalmor greatly lack in no short supply.

 

[Khaine]

WOW there's so much seriousness in here, maybe we can lighten the mood a bit

There's some dead stormcloaks, now for some Thalmor

A woman after my own heart. We really should have bloodwine sometime after a casual massacre of a village or two.

 

[Lifts-Her-Tail]

A woman after my own heart. We really should have bloodwine sometime after a casual massacre of a village or two.

Yeah sure I wouldn't mind that you bring the bottle I'll bring the axe

 

[Khaine]

Well then, boast away my heretic fellow. All of my Stormcloak pals in the pic had that same idea before I chose to silence them all. they all gave me the silent treatment.

The Thalmor shall always remain a step ahead of the more, simple-minded men.

You know, I find I have the same problems with those silly stormcloaks. Yet I seem to have that problem with Thalmor as well. I guess the lack of a head really makes talking out a sincere diplomatic solution a rather difficult matter. Oh well. At the end of the day I still get my bloodwine. ^_^

 

[Khaine]

Yeah sure I wouldn't mind that you bring the bottle I'll bring the axe

No, no, my dear. We're going to make a fresh supply! Why spoil all the good villagers when you can have a superb supply of fresh, tasty mortals?

 

[TheShadedOne]

Funny thing about that; I don't suck anything. Albeit, I do enjoy shoving a spigot in my victim's neck and then drinking their blood from a golden chalice. I find that Altmer blood has a very interesting taste, specifically the older ones though the meat isn't too bad either. Yet the point is simple; you can't blame the lad for not knowing how a sophisticated vampire dines. You mortals know little of our preferred methods anyway and I don't blame you for lacking an understanding of our high etiquette that I find you Thalmor greatly lack in no short supply.

....Nah, I liked my understanding better.

 

[Khaine]

....Nah, I liked my understanding better.

I find your mortal concept of vampirism adorable.

 

[TheShadedOne]

When I said suck...I didn't mean what you thought I meant, lol.

 

[Khaine]

When I said suck...I didn't mean what you thought I meant, lol.

I didn't think you did.

 

[jarif]

why cant you thalmor just let people follow their faith and follow your own? why did the divines choose him? if he was a high elf would you say the same? racist thalmor scum - p.s talos guide you XD

 

[Jimes]

A Mer is mightier than any man. And no man is a God.

 

[Khaine]

A Mer is mightier than any man. And no man is a God.

Too bad that is so untrue. Albeit, I am cheating a little being a Vampire and all. Either way I will enjoy dining on your eye-balls.

 

[Skulli]

Too bad that is so untrue. Albeit, I am cheating a little being a Vampire and all. Either way I will enjoy dining on your eye-balls.

I always try to never use the words "dining" & "balls" when referring to my eating habits

 

[Khaine]

I always try to never use the words "dining" & "balls" when referring to my eating habits

Oh, I eat those too.

 

[Snoball]

Oh, I eat those too.

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[Lifts-Her-Tail]

No, no, my dear. We're going to make a fresh supply! Why spoil all the good villagers when you can have a superb supply of fresh, tasty mortals?

Okay then it's settled!

 

[Nocte Aeterna]

And this precisely why I wish the Thalmor would keep their abnormally large noses out of Skyrim and let the Empire do its work independently.

 

[JoeReese]

But what would civilization be, if people couldn't try to mind their neighbor's business for them?