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The Kill List

PsychopathicArgonian

PsychopathicArgonian

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for this being my first post on this site, i'm going to start with a kill list. simply put, a list of my most hated skyrim npcs that i will kill. post your own list!

here it goes: Farengar, Sybille Stentor, all whiterun guards, Faendal & Sven, Dawnstar court wizard, Thane Bryling, Alvor's wife, Nazeem, any and all female npcs with the same voice as mjoll the lioness, mjoll the lioness, Grelka, Sapphire, Ysolda, Belathor, heimskr, all killable battle-born and grey-mane family members, Embry, olava the feeble, the elf that guards the winterhold college bridge, Athis, njada stonearm, and last but certainly not least, lillith maiden-loom.

i'm more than sure that i missed some, the hunt is still on.
 
Ummm...anyone that thinks they own the ground they're standing on (and that I'm walking past) predicated solely upon the fact that they're standing on it. Leading them to pull a weapon on sight and tell me to "Back off", then charging me while I'm standing there like a Terminator looking at them with my weapons sheathed and my arms folded. Like they're natives defending their turf. To them I say -

"A Native - is a man...who is willing to give his life for his country. Are you willing to do that my young friend?"

And then off with your head. I need to skin it and use the skull to hold these soul gems.

Close second? People telling me I "shouldn't have come here". Listen. Here's the thing. If I shouldn't have, I wouldn't have. So should I really have come here?

"Do you see me?"

That's more or less the thing.
 
SaveVsBedWet said:
Ummm...anyone that thinks they own the ground they're standing on (and that I'm walking past) predicated solely upon the fact that they're standing on it. Leading them to pull a weapon on sight and tell me to "Back off", then charging me while I'm standing there like a Terminator looking at them with my weapons sheathed and my arms folded. Like they're natives defending their turf. To them I say -

"A Native - is a man...who is willing to give his life for his country. Are you willing to do that my young friend?"

And then off with your head. I need to skin it and use the skull to hold these soul gems.

Close second? People telling me I "shouldn't have come here". Listen. Here's the thing. If I shouldn't have, I wouldn't have. So should I have really come here?

"Do you see me?"

That's more or less the thing.
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You my friend, are a genius.
 
ALL THE CHILDREN MUST DIE! especially the one that tells me im mean and that he hates me forever and ever and ever....little brat
 
I don't like Nelkir, but i don't want to kill him because he's still a kid. It would be really nice if they added a new diologue option with his father, Jarl Bulgruuf...

Dragonborn- "You need to teach your son Nelkir some manners!"
Bulgruff- "What?! What did he say to you?"
Dragonborn- "He said 'Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots.'"
Bulgruff- "That boy is in BIG trouble this time! I've told him many times to stop being rude to our guests and yet he continues to defy me..."
Bulgruff- (shouts) "NELKIR!!! COME HERE AT ONCE!"
Nelkir- (approches) "What is it papa?"
Bulgruff- "One of our guests tells me you said something rude to him."
Nelkir- "You don't understand... I was just messing around. I didn't really mean it!"
Bulgruff- "First you are rude to our guests, and now you lie to me."
Nelkir- "No papa, I just..."
Bulgruff- "ENOUGH! Nelkir you're grounded for two weeks."
Nelkir- "What!? Two weeks!?"
Bulgruff- "Do you want to grounded for three weeks?"
Nelkir- "No papa..."
Bulgruff- "Irileth, take Nelkir to his room, and make sure he does not leave unless i tell him to."

That would be really satisfying. It would also be good if after Nelkir's grounding, he stated talking very politly to you.
 
That sounds really good, and if i would do that and possibly get one over on the little brat by saying to Bulgruff that Nelkir stole off of me qand i plant evidence on the kid so that he says "NELKIR! You will spend one week cleaning the thane's home for your traitorous act!"
 
I wouldn't mind killing that guy that stands there all day in Whiterun and says " You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? everyone's obsessed with death." Gets really annoying hearing that when your walking around the town.
 
I really don't know what type of discipline was used on children in Medieval times (or in fantasy settings). I think medieval parents were more into "physical" punishments, but i'm sure the nobility may have also used punishments similar to groundings (because they acctually had stuff to away from their children).

Besides i'm not that vendictive. I don't wanna hear Bulgruff saying he's going to beat Nelkir.
 
I always thought that medival parents let their children do whatever they want as long as they obeyed their mother and father. Especially royalty.
 
PsychopathicArgonian said:
for this being my first post on this site, i'm going to start with a kill list. simply put, a list of my most hated skyrim npcs that i will kill. post your own list!

here it goes: Farengar, Sybille Stentor, all whiterun guards, Faendal & Sven, Dawnstar court wizard, Thane Bryling, Alvor's wife, Nazeem, any and all female npcs with the same voice as mjoll the lioness, mjoll the lioness, Grelka, Sapphire, Ysolda, Belathor, heimskr, all killable battle-born and grey-mane family members, Embry, olava the feeble, the elf that guards the winterhold college bridge, Athis, njada stonearm, and last but certainly not least, lillith maiden-loom.

i'm more than sure that i missed some, the hunt is still on.
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There is a guy in Whiterun who hates this one dark elf character I have. He stays out of my way, but occasionally he tells me how much he dislikes the grey skins. one time he said "I just need to get a few more people together and then we're going to show those gray skins what we think of them", to which I quietly responded "Then that will be the day that I come after you."
 
I don't like the vendor in the drunken huntsman in white run, (forgot his name). One time when I was selling things to him, he called me a miserable wretch. I was like WHAWHAWHAAAT?! I keep his head as a coffee table decoration now.
 
Belethor is my main man, dude is righteous, no killa him. One guy that does get on my nerves is Sinmir(??), he's the Badass looking guy in the Mare that keeps complaining about the security in Whiterun. The guy is ALWAYS there. WTF does he do? Just complain? Head, meet Pike!
 
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