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Regarding sexual content in Elder Scrolls games: You'll never actually see any characters having sex. You'll periodically hear a joke about it or a reference to it, but nothing really graphic. The most explicit would be the Lusty Argonian Maid books, but those are more double entendre than any...

Chapter 2 The club was certainly busy, even for a Saturday night. The building was full of people dressed in their most glamorous clothing, looking to impress either their loved ones or society in general (or both). The band played a fun and relaxing tune that was just audible under the sounds...

Heh, there was a church leader that once told a story with the phrase, "She literally dissolved into tears." Cue the memes on Facebook (I particularly liked the one with the Wicked Witch of the West melting). Your examples remind me of one I heard from 50 Shades of Grey (I seem to be breaking my...

I recommend labeling your things with post-it notes. Write your name on them, and maybe throw on a "DO NOT TOUCH! <3 ;) :)" message. Your stuff should be left alone then.

I just read a story that describes a black character as "the colour girl." I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt, as it was first person and based on Bioshock Infinite, which is set in 1912. However, the story's also a "all the characters in HIGH SCHOOL!!" fanfic, and was later...

Thanks! My sister was just reading it, and misread this part: “'Sonic Boom!' a voice cried out as a curved blast of energy struck Guile’s shark, knocking it unconscious and away from the soldier." She misread "shark"... as "shaft."

DISCLAIMER- Street Fighter is the property of Capcom. Operation World Warriors By Janus3003 “Guile, I can’t move.” “Neither can I, Chun-Li. It looks like we’re-“ “Doomed, Major?” laughed self-proclaimed Grand General M. Bison of Shadaloo. He grinned maliciously at United States Army Air...

... ...... ...:mad: *PUNCH!*

I've read parts of My Immortal. Main thing I remember is Dumbledore having a headache. That's now my go-to excuse for people overreacting.

It's nothing, I was just trying to be silly.

*Housecarls, keep your clothes on in front of the children. Not to name names, but... Rayya. *Don't talk to Brynjolf. *If daddy comes home at 3am, don't act surprised when he tells you to go to bed. *If you bring home a spider, it will be destroyed with extreme prejudice. *Drink your...

He certainly knows how to bust a move, too.

It's because Ulfric wanted to bang Elisif.

So... Australians are all lizard people? :p

I'm trying to remember if I've ever seen Lusty Argonian Maid next to a bucket/stool, or if it's just my imagination. I know I've seen it by a guy's bed. Then I stole it. :D

Erm... you might want to look at it again. That's quite the opposite of what's happening. Good to hear.

Norman Bates smiling in response to you asking me to stop being nice? Okay... As far as I've seen, you pretty much started the fight, and Drunko's not about to take my advice on the kind of things he should or shouldn't say.

Your insult contest with DrunkenMage isn't my concern. I'm more concerned with what I say to you, and I haven't insulted you (feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken). On the other hand, you have called me a "fvckin idiot," among other things. I just choose not to sink to that level. Life's a...

You kinda missed the whole "Imperial forces in Skyrim are just a small portion of the Imperial army" thing, didn't you? EDIT Not to mention the whole "Stormcloaks are not the entire Nord population" thing.

I prefer UNP, to be honest. CBBE is a bit exaggerated for my tastes, even with the CBBE Vanilla body. Heck, I've been thinking of just going back to plain vanilla with XCE textures.