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OOC A Deadly Hideaway

I am male, so I will be male. Kinda hard to roleplay a 'creature' that you know almost nothing about lol :D
 
hmmm, deciding on race. Not Nord, they are overrated. Not Breton, to many characters of mine are from that race already. No elves, they don't strike me as werewolf types. Redguard? Naah. I think I will go with Imperial then...
 
meben15 said:
hmmm, deciding on race. Not Nord, they are overrated. Not Breton, to many characters of mine are from that race already. No elves, they don't strike me as werewolf types. Redguard? Naah. I think I will go with Imperial then...
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o_O glad I could help.
 
NO! CHOOSETH KHAJIITI! SO DECLARETH CONQUERS THE BERSERKER, AND THOU SHALT FOLLOW THINE COMMAND! Oh, totally forgot to remind you that, while he enjoys change quite a bit, he still has an ancient accent. The man was born two hundred years before Tiber Septim, cut him some slack!
 
The_Madgod said:
NO! CHOOSETH KHAJIITI! SO DECLARETH CONQUERS THE BERSERKER, AND THOU SHALT FOLLOW THINE COMMAND! Oh, totally forgot to remind you that, while he enjoys change quite a bit, he still has an ancient accent. The man was born two hundred years before Tiber Septim, cut him some slack!
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hmmm.........no. I like Khajiit's but I don't really like playing them, if that makes sense. Besides, I always found the idea of a cat that turns into a dog rather strange... not as weird as an argoinan, but we already had that conversation, didn't we Conquers ;)
 
meben15 said:
o_O hello? *wanders in awkwardly* well I think I might join this rp, although I am a little confused as to what the plot will be about, peace and prosperity is all good and that but It doesn't make for the best stories...
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Awesome observation, imo, meben. What, in just ONE word now, makes the best stories? I already have my word in mind. Something tells me our words will be somewhat similar. :):beermug:
 
meben15 said:
hmmm.........no. I like Khajiit's but I don't really like playing them, if that makes sense. Besides, I always found the idea of a cat that turns into a dog rather strange... not as weird as an argoinan, but we already had that conversation, didn't we Conquers ;)
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You wnat another Argonian biology lesson? It is believed by some that they change genders occasionally. Some believe it occurs at a preset time, though I believe it is a misinterpretation of lore and bugs in Oblivion. I believe they mean they change to female when they say they are incarnated as female and vice versa, as Argonians are believed to believe in incarnation. WHY DOST THOU NOT CLEAREST THINE ISSUE UP, BETHESDA?!
 
The_Madgod said:
You wnat another Argonian biology lesson? It is believed by some that they change genders occasionally. Some believe it occurs at a preset time, though I believe it is a misinterpretation of lore and bugs in Oblivion. I believe they mean they change to female when they say they are incarnated as female and vice versa, as Argonians are believed to believe in incarnation. WHY DOST THOU NOT CLEAREST THINE ISSUE UP, BETHESDA?!
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Actually I think after the first one I have had just about enough of Argonian blology.... that was more than enough......
 
meben15 said:
Actually I think after the first one I have had just about enough of Argonian blology.... that was more than enough......
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Well, lemme explain Slaod biology to you. If you don't know what a Sload is, they are the natives of the kingdom of Thrass north of The Summerset Isles. Here is a lesson on their biology:

They [Sload] are disgusting, vile... monstrosities hailing from the disease-ridden reefs of Thraas. They never stop growing, ever, and are masters at magic. Their young look surprisingly like tadpoles with legs, and are amorphous. They mate once and immediately break up, having no words for love or relationships. It is just mate, propogate the species and leave. They are believed to secret a mucusy substance from pores across their body for... Well, for some rather disgusting reasons. They can mate with anything else descended from the Elnhofey, which is everything but Argonians. And Argonians. They can mate with Argonians too. That good enough for ya'?
 
The_Madgod said:
Well, lemme explain Slaod biology to you. If you don't know what a Sload is, they are the natives of the kingdom of Thrass north of The Summerset Isles. Here is a lesson on their biology:

They [Sload] are disgusting, vile... monstrosities hailing from the disease-ridden reefs of Thraas. They never stop growing, ever, and are masters at magic. Their young look surprisingly like tadpoles with legs, and are amorphous. They mate once and immediately break up, having no words for love or relationships. It is just mate, propogate the species and leave. They are believed to secret a mucusy substance from pores across their body for... Well, for some rather disgusting reasons. They can mate with anything else descended from the Elnhofey, which is everything but Argonians. And Argonians. They can mate with Argonians too. That good enough for ya'?
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Of course I know what a sload is silly! I am not completely Illiterate! And.... no.... I don't want to think of Sloads mating.....OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO TO LATEEEEE :eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
meben15 said:
Of course I know what a sload is silly! I am not completely Illiterate! And.... no.... I don't want to think of Sloads mating.....OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO TO LATEEEEE :eek::eek::eek::eek:
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How about a Sload mating with an Imperial? Hm? Like that image I planted in your brain?
 
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