A list of truth's every skyrim player knows.

[Black-Tongue]

A list of truths every skyrim player knows.

1. No single person can ever have too much loot, too many houses, or too sharp of a sword.
2. Adept locks are harder than expert.
3. Guards all used to be adventurers...well you know what happened.
4. Wooden carts are the most dangerous enemy
5. Civil disputes can always be resolved with a brawl

Continue! What do you think is a widely held (or not so widely held) truth of skyrim?

 

[Wanderer]

Someone stole my sweet roll!

 

[brandon]

all the guards want you to brew them some mead

 

[Six Gun Tarot]

Guards are tougher then blood dragons

 

[Touchstone]

Wherever you go, there is a dragon waiting for you.
Unnecessary apostrophes are unnecessary.
Anyone can be a blacksmith.

 

[Abuse]

Trolls and Saber Cats > Dragons... Every time.



Edit: Even "The Destroyer of worlds" Alduin

 

[M'aiqaelF]

giants are invincible killing machines....dragons, not so much

 

[Nadar]

Lydia is sworn to carry your burden.

 

[thraashman]

I will regret setting foot in places near any bandits, necromancers, and spellcasters ... but not really.

 

[shelder]

Why kill a dragon when you can kill a bunny.
All bunnies deserve to die

 

[SeaDog]

Guards are tougher then blood dragons

Except the ones that took an arrow to the knee...

 

[brandon]

Why kill a dragon when you can kill a bunny.
All bunnies deserve to die

i have been playing bunny soccer its fun to see how far my force shout will send them flying

 

[Black-Tongue]

Unnecessary apostrophes are unnecessary.

Caught that did you? Shame you can't edit titles. My brain is pretty fried due to exams. typeineg iz hahrd

 

[vincent]

No matter how long you plan your journey, you will always take longer to fini.. Hey a cave!

 

[hexperiment]

I make a fine rug

 

[psyk0]

If violence isn't solving all your problems, you aren't using enough of it.

 

[Eric Badders]

No matter how well you line up your shot your companion will jump in and spoil it.

 

[LordTalos]

'Warning high cliff' I know you have falling to your death already

 

[Wanderer]

Wooo Woooo Wo None of your fancy magic around here.

 

[zane2453]

Every general store manager sells trinkets, odds and ends.