I think that the best advice for noobs is
1) you should start by simply enjoying the game, and not spend time trying to get the most powerful character, destroying everything in sight, and amassing 100,000 gold: plenty of time for all those things later on.
2) don't use the forums to learn tricks, shortcuts and walkthroughs: these deny you the satisfaction of that 'job well done' feeling when you figure it out for yourself
3) it's not a race, you are not competing with other players. Take time to explore, enjoy the scenery, smell the roses, kill the wildlife.
4) *SPOILER* however, do not kill the chickens.