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Go back to Morrowind, Dark Elf maggots! you're not welcome here!

Rolff Stone-Fist said:
Just watch out some grey-skin doesn't pick your pocket.
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Eventually, you will have to start repeating yourself.

But if you refer to me as your "favorite drinking buddy" just because I broke your jaw, flattened your nose, ripped out choice clumps of hair from your head, and totally eliminated any possibility of you producing any viable progeny -- in a fist fight...

Then I will get pissed.

One must draw the line somewhere.
 
It's funny how all the dark elves gravitated to this thread, but silence from any other haters.

Rolff, you're hilarious. Can i invite you to my kids next birthday party? He asked me for a piñata.
 
And btw, we're not in "your" city for your benefit. Our dependence is intentional, draining your resources, making you weak, reinforcing your "superiority", keeping an eye on your movements, reporting back to the Dominion. It's all part of the plan. And with town drunks seeing conspiracies, real or imagined, everywhere and screaming at anyone to intervene, we are diminishing the perceived threat.

Go talk to your Jarl, he doesn't see any issue with us. All part of the plan.
 
If the Dominion are douches to me, being a High Elf and all, how the hell are they not douches to the Dark Elves? You lie by saying that your there for the dominion :P. And if you aren't, then I will save the drunks of windhelm the trouble and slaughter you all for the slime you are by siding with those tyrannical witch hunters.
 
Juracan said:
It's funny how all the dark elves gravitated to this thread, but silence from any other haters.

Rolff, you're hilarious. Can i invite you to my kids next birthday party? He asked me for a piñata.
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As long as there's mead, I'm in! But don't invite any of those faithless dark elf scum!
 
Juracan said:
And btw, we're not in "your" city for your benefit. Our dependence is intentional, draining your resources, making you weak, reinforcing your "superiority", keeping an eye on your movements, reporting back to the Dominion. It's all part of the plan. And with town drunks seeing conspiracies, real or imagined, everywhere and screaming at anyone to intervene, we are diminishing the perceived threat.

Go talk to your Jarl, he doesn't see any issue with us. All part of the plan.
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:eek: well now, here I was thinking we could be buddies. Get outta here dark elf scum, you aren't welcomed!
 
Moris said:
Eventually, you will have to start repeating yourself.

But if you refer to me as your "favorite drinking buddy" just because I broke your jaw, flattened your nose, ripped out choice clumps of hair from your head, and totally eliminated any possibility of you producing any viable progeny -- in a fist fight...

Then I will get pissed.

One must draw the line somewhere.
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Well if it isn't my favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!
 
Rolff Stone-Fist said:
Extremely new, when I first entered Windhelm I was like: O MY GOD, ROLFF IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER I HAZ GOTZ TO IMPERSONATE HIM. Because that's how everyone is when they first play, right?
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I think he may have been referring to "only have wine" guy. But I could be wrong.

How anyone could fail to take you seriously is beyond my comprehension.
 
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