Go back to Morrowind, Dark Elf maggots! you're not welcome here!

[Dovahlink69]

Give the sweetrolls to the Nords that way there all fat and lazy, so we can defeat them without even breaking a sweat.

Can't you do that anyway,all-powerful elven overlord?

 

[Volanere]

Can't you do that anyway,all-powerful elven overlord?

Your right! In fact give me all the sweetrolls.

 

[Dovahlink69]

Your right! In fact give me all the sweetrolls.

You'll have to steal them from me!

 

[Volanere]

You'll have to steal them from me!

plops my pickpocket is lacking.

 

[Dovahlink69]

pl*** my pickpocket is lacking.

Speaking of which,check your pockets.

 

[Volanere]

Speaking of which,check your pockets.

NOOOOO!!!!!! Were is all my junk?

 

[Volanere]

Anyways i got mad love for my dark elf brothas out there. I dont wanna get to off subject.

 

[Dovahlink69]

NOOOOO!!!!!! Were is all my junk?

My pockets,of course! You can have this staff back,though. Too heavy for my inventory.

Anyways i got mad love for my dark elf brothas out there. I dont wanna get to off subject.

Dunmer rights hell yeah!

 

[KaitoGhost]

Our days are numbered till we reign over Skyrim you are correct

Yeah, good luck with that. It'll be kind of hard while I'm horribly mutilating every Thalmor I come across.

FOR THE NORTH! FOR TALOS!!!

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

Hey! Well Tamriel is our land, it just happens you think you have your own little piece of land. Go back to Atmora Nordic TRASH!

Go back to the docks, you argonian filth! Those crates won't move themselves!

 

[Mi-Ilu Yahaz]

But... But I don't wanna .
It's so much fun talking behind you Nords' back when you are just in the other room .

 

[Raijin]

But... But I don't wanna .
It's so much fun talking behind you Nords' back when you are just in the other room .

Argonian tail meat are delicious.

 

[Dovahlink69]

Gotta admit,it's pretty fun.
And before you try anything,Breton does not taste good.

 

[Isara12]

This is so stupid. Why do you Nords keep backing up Talos? Why do any of you worship the gods? I want proof that the aedra exist. We know the daedra exist, because they do things. Does talos or akatosh or any god do anything? No. If he was a real god the Thalmor would have been smited

 

[Dagmar]

Beating Rolf senseless was one of the more enjoyable parts of visiting Windhelm. Of course his being largely devoid of any sense to begin with sets the bar pretty low.

The town fool and drunk beaten down and put in his place by a strong Nord woman. It was a pleasure knocking around an unemployed loud mouthed loser leeching off of the good name of his brother. The man's an embarrasment to true sons and daughters of Kyne throughout Skyrim and Tamriel.

 

[Rolff Stone-Fist]

Beating Rolf senseless was one of the more enjoyable parts of visiting Windhelm. Of course his being largely devoid of any sense to begin with sets the bar pretty low.

The town fool and drunk beaten down and put in his place by a strong Nord woman. It was a pleasure knocking around an unemployed loud mouthed loser leeching off of the good name of his brother. The man's an embarrasment to true sons and daughters of Kyne throughout Skyrim and Tamriel.

Your words are so cruel, yet fierce and awe inspiring. I could expect as much from a strong hardy Nord like you, no Dark Elf could ever grow a spine to stand up to me like that.

 

[Mi-Ilu Yahaz]

Argonian tail meat are delicious.

But I'm a Dark Elf...

 

[Moris]

I'm very sorry! But I can assure you its just an unhappy coincidence! I'm changing the avatar right now.

I like this one, anyhow. Nice.

 

[Moris]

Beating Rolf senseless was one of the more enjoyable parts of visiting Windhelm. Of course his being largely devoid of any sense to begin with sets the bar pretty low.

The town fool and drunk beaten down and put in his place by a strong Nord woman. It was a pleasure knocking around an unemployed loud mouthed loser leeching off of the good name of his brother. The man's an embarrasment to true sons and daughters of Kyne throughout Skyrim and Tamriel.

This cannot be questioned. I did it too (who doesn't? I can imagine even Galmar showing him his fist every once in a while too, for the sheer embarrassment over his lowly state). It was deeply satisfying for a few brief moments, until I realized that Rolff now thought of me as his new best friend. Were it possible to fight him every time I visited Windhelm... that would be satisfying.

 

[DrunkenMage]

Not jealous At least our leader kicked your High kings ass in matter of seconds How is he to defend all of skyrim when he couldn't even defend himself?

He isn't my High King, Ulfric voted for him during the moot. I doubt many would be able to defend against a shout.

Would of been funny to watch Ulfric flee from Solitude, he would of been running so fast.