hi, i'm from the brotherhood, you'd you want dead?

[perkecet]

i thought i'd come up with something kind of fun. imagine you lived in the game world. if you could contract the dark brotherhood to kill anyone, who would it be? aside from just a fun question to see answers for, if you want to be really awesome, pick an unessential NPC and my assassin character will kill them for you! this came about from the idea that i wanted to roleplay getting DB contracts. however, it's not much fun to pick the victims myself.

also, if you have a preferred cause of death that can be done, feel free to include it and your request will be filled.

so... who would you put a hit out on?

 

[Jbcarey]

Greetings,

I've heard of your fine skills and wish to contact you via this road. I want the son of the Jarl of Whiterun dead. I'll pay any price you ask, I just need his head on a plate.

J.

 

[Verses]

Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

I'd like to see lydia lying dead on the ground. I will pay extra if she's killed publicly.

 

[Harperlarp]

I request that the gentleman found leaning against a post outside Belethor's Goods shop in Whiterun be slain in the most entertaining manner available. I will pay 2000 septims to see this contract completed. Why do I want, nay, need him dead you ask?

"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"

I know what's wrong with Skyrim, people constantly asking me what's wrong with Skyrim these days every time I go anywhere near them.

I will be watching.

 

[Maxlength]

My wife...Viola....I just don't like the cut of her jib!

 

[The_Deadliest_Troll]

Could I contract you to kill me? Would that be ok?

 

[Maxlength]

Could I contract you to kill me? Would that be ok?

I could do that.....beware! *Look behind you* shouts the audience....

 

[stagnant94]

i will give you 4000000000000000 septims to come to my house and kill yourself

 

[nordicowboy]

All bards....I FU**ING HATE BARDS.

 

[Zoa Two Tails]

Name the price but I want to see Jaree-Ra tied to a stick and roasting over a fire as his form of death. If it can be publicly done or to a point that I can view this I will pay double what you ask for normally.

 

[perkecet]

all requests have been heard. its up to my mother to tell me the order im looking forward to lydia, should be able to have a bit of fun with that one, since i don't think you get a bounty for that.

 

[Rex Prime]

Could i do some contracts do? if so

Verses i killed Lydia (killed by an arrow in the knee ), publicly, i even took a picture here is it:




Harperlarp i have killed Jon Battleborn, here he is, killed due to an arrow in the head:

 

[Maxlength]

 

[Rex Prime]

i don't understand what do you mean by
By the way, i am about to kill Viola, all i need is to figure a way to kill her without getting bounty....

 

[Maxlength]

i don't understand what do you mean by
By the way, i am about to kill Viola, all i need is to figure a way to kill her without getting bounty....

Just thought I'd try instead of which may have got you worried.
Go get her Rex!

 

[Rex Prime]

I think i am having problems with Viola, she is essential and when trying to use the setessential console command to make her non-essential it doesn't work, i think i need to complete blood on ice before setting her non-essential. So it may take me some time before i assassinate her, let's just hope i finish with this contract today

EDIT: i have been thinking, maybe i could make a new thread myself like this one, expect making it more organized, making it like the real Dark Brotherhood, adding ranks (Murderer-Slayer-Assassin-Silencer-Speaker-Listener) recruiting and such...

 

[Rex Prime]

Finished with Viola, here she is:

 

[Maxlength]

Thanks Rex......there's this drunken chap in the Winking Skeever. Always going on with himself....can't remember his name. In fact....kill em all!

 

[Rex Prime]

i am about to make a new thread like this (but will give perkecet credit for the idea) but will be more organized with ranks and such
Edit: I made it, here it is: The Dark Brotherood Contracts | Skyrim Forums