Hottest GUYS in Skyrim?

[ColleenG]

By the gods, how is Marcurio only BARELY mentioned in here?!

Marcurio is my first and only true love forever in Skyrim.

^I want that. I want it YESTERDAY. Imperials, mmmm.

I must agree with Wildroses about Ondolemar, that Altmer is yummy. I too did the Ogmund quest for him while quite under his spell.

Then, of course, Brynjolf is smokin'. That accent, that voice, that personality. I love it. And courtesy of the 'Dragonborn' DLC, the Dunmer mercenary Teldryn Sero also helps round out the top of the 'sexiest Skyrim men' list. That voice and attitude, not to mention that face...UNF.

I'd also readily include my story characters in this list, but I'll stick to canon men.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

Ulfric Stormcloak is a sexy beast. Second for me is Hadvar.

Oddly, I agree re Ulfic. I may loathe him as a person, but I certainly wouldn't turn him down. I think it's the confidence.

 

[Majir-Dar]

I don't think there's been a single mention of a khajiit. Come on, you know they know things so they'll be good in bed (or anywhere else they end up with you), they can be adorable (they're bloody walking cats for crying out loud), and even if you can't get past their appearance they'll probably have enough skooma or moon sugar on them that it wouldn't really matter, you'll be on the best trip of your life. Plus, they have long tongues and their tails may end up giving you a furry surprise.

Who wouldn't want this?

That was probably the creepiest post I've made in a long long time. Defending the khajiit in this regard can be quite difficult.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

I don't think there's been a single mention of a khajiit. Come on, you know they know things so they'll be good in bed (or anywhere else they end up with you), they can be adorable (they're bloody walking cats for crying out loud), and even if you can't get past their appearance they'll probably have enough skooma or moon sugar on them that it wouldn't really matter, you'll be on the best trip of your life. Plus, they have long tongues and their tails may end up giving you a furry surprise.

Who wouldn't want this?

That was probably the creepiest post I've made in a long long time. Defending the khajiit in this regard can be quite difficult.

J'Zargo? Nah. Maybe the guard that you get the moon amulet for?
Wait - wouldn't their be barbs involved in something like that? Purring, great, otherwise, ouch!

 

[Majir-Dar]

I don't think there's been a single mention of a khajiit. Come on, you know they know things so they'll be good in bed (or anywhere else they end up with you), they can be adorable (they're bloody walking cats for crying out loud), and even if you can't get past their appearance they'll probably have enough skooma or moon sugar on them that it wouldn't really matter, you'll be on the best trip of your life. Plus, they have long tongues and their tails may end up giving you a furry surprise.

That was probably the creepiest post I've made in a long long time. Defending the khajiit in this regard can be quite difficult.

J'Zargo? Nah. Maybe the guard that you get the moon amulet for?
Wait - wouldn't their be barbs involved in something like that? Purring, great, otherwise, ouch!

Since khajiit have had sex with other races (at least in books, the ones about Queen Barenziah specifically, can't think of the title), I think it would be safe to assume they don't have barbed penises.

 

[Ivory]

Since khajiit have had sex with other races (at least in books, the ones about Queen Barenziah specifically, can't think of the title), I think it would be safe to assume they don't have barbed penises.

Actually, the book does mention that they do. At least the uncensored version

 

[Majir-Dar]

Since khajiit have had sex with other races (at least in books, the ones about Queen Barenziah specifically, can't think of the title), I think it would be safe to assume they don't have barbed penises.

Actually, the book does mention that they do. At least the uncensored version

I didn't know there was an uncensored version. Is that a mod or did Bethesda actually write it into Skyrim? If it's not official it doesn't exactly count.

 

[Ivory]

I didn't know there was an uncensored version. Is that a mod or did Bethesda actually write it into Skyrim? If it's not official it doesn't exactly count.

The original version in Daggerfall was uncensored and detailed quite a bit more than the Skyrim version.

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/real-barenziah-part-4

 

[Majir-Dar]

I didn't know there was an uncensored version. Is that a mod or did Bethesda actually write it into Skyrim? If it's not official it doesn't exactly count.

The original version in Daggerfall was uncensored and detailed quite a bit more than the Skyrim version.

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/real-barenziah-part-4

Ah, well it might just be like a girl losing her virginity (from my limited understanding of such things as I'm male), it hurts the first time and then it feels good after. There has to be some reason they keep getting laid. Unless very few people know they have barbed penises which doesn't seem likely.

 

[Fabulouswu]

What about Jorn from the Bards college, he's a bard after all.

 

[Papoy]

Khajro
Deekus
Dro'marash

Who could turn them down?

 

[DarkBeckyhood]

Marcurio. Confident, protective, good-looking, well-spoken... what's not to love?

"Are you sure you wouldn't rather explore, say, a nice tavern?" - Marcurio

A man after my own heart.

 

[Gr1m]

Thrynn- hes super hot and has the hottest bandit voice and im super into it! Plus hes a thief guild member hes my fav. Havent found a console mod that makes him marriage eligible tho plus im guessing he wouldnt have the dialogue for it either but still id do it in a heart beat if i could!
Hrongar- super hot not a fan of his voice but his diolog cracks me up
Glover mallory- pretty hot! Generic hot voice! For skyrim at least. Plus hes a lonely thief in the middle raven rock! Just makes me wanna cuddle him lol

 

[Aleksander]

For me, it's gotta be Farkas, Vilkas and Vorstag. Ulfric Stormcloak is pretty hot too.

 

[DelicateStateofMind]

Hey, where's the love for Brynjolf? I fell for him the second I saw him in that black leather armor... and that accent? He could turn my Shouts into a whisper any day.