I love it when.... (Ironic Moments)

[Ritterkreuz]

Maybe there's already a thread for this, if so sorry. I'm a big fan of Irony, so I thought I'd start a thread dedicated to those Ironic moments in the game.

I'll start with my favorite. I love it when someone I'm fighting says "Is that all all you've got?" as the animation of me beheading them begins, or when they say it as I'm lifting them up with my sword.

 

[Greatsword]

When me and the riverwood guards have an epic battle with a frost dragon and one guard shoots an arrow that hits the dragon in the head, sending the dragon to his death, two seconds later I walk up to the guard that killed it and he says...
"My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty..."

 

[Janus3003]

-I slay a dragon, and then a guard confronts me because I accidentally clipped a chicken with Fus Ro Dah.

-I kill a group of Thalmor, and their prisoner says that the next Imperial he sees is done. I'm playing an Imperial in both race and allegiance.

 

[Malignanttoe]

When an enemy side-steps my arrows, even though I'm hidden when I shoot them.

 

[Kalin of High Rock]

I evaporate a dragon into a tiny mound of ash no higher than my ankles and all the townsfolk gather around to marvel at it. Ohh-ahh! Dust! Wow, look'it!

 

[Tyrone]

I love it when your followers say stuff like "You've been a good friend to me" and "I'm so excited about all the adventures we will have" right before you kill them for Boethiah's quest

 

[Lizzifer]

You can defeat a dragon, but run into a cart the wrong way and you're toast.

 

[Kaleia]

When a non-Nord bandit yells, "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"

 

[DovahCap]

When I see Rikke in Sovngarde (damned traitor) and when a guard using an iron sword disses me for having an iron sword.

 

[You may call me V]

I love that moment when 2 guards beat a Ancient Dragon..

 

[Shouts-At-Dragons]

Well one time I was walking around in Morthal when a guard said someone along the lines of, "I got to keep my watch up, a dragon could snoop down at any moment".

Seconds later I hear the roar of an ancient dragon flying around Morthal, who then would kill the very guard who said that seconds later.