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We play Skyrim so much, imagine if it one day we woke up and our life became like Skyrim..
1. EVERY SINGLE FEMALE, young and old, would be nude after you applied the proper console commands. The train ride to work would be MUCH more interesting, especially since all the females would inexplicably have identically sexy proportions. giggity!
2. For some reason your Toyota Yaris would be driving backwards, and you'd have to install a patch to fix this.
3. Your Toyota Yaris too slow? No problem, install a mod and you'll be driving a Dragon to work.
4. Some milestones in your life would inexplicably never be reached. If your wife is pregnant, she'll forever have a pot-belly until you enter the 'setstage prego 45' command to make the baby pop out.
5. You would be able to marry anyone in the world. You don't need good looks, wealth or integrity. You wanna get with that chick that holds the signs up at UFC? Just fetch something for them and let the lovin begin. awwwwyeeeaaah wakawakawawww.
6. People's attitudes towards you would NEVER CHANGE, even when you eventually became their boss. They'd still say "you're still just a whelp to us", despite the fact that you're now the CEO at their work, Captain of their football team, Chairman of their car club and President of the world.
7. The population of planet Earth would only have around twelve distinct voices. Wether you life in Japan or Switzerland, you'd only hear Indian accents, some British and American accents and a few old men.
8. Instead of saying "I'm soooo addicted to Skyrim.", you'd say "I'm soooo addicted to my life".
9. Feel like going to the South Of Spain? Let's 'Fast Travel', because life is NOT about the journey, it's about "Get me the hell there NOW"
10. Another door to door salesman /woman? No problem:
"FUS ROH DAH!"
...your thoughts?
1. EVERY SINGLE FEMALE, young and old, would be nude after you applied the proper console commands. The train ride to work would be MUCH more interesting, especially since all the females would inexplicably have identically sexy proportions. giggity!
2. For some reason your Toyota Yaris would be driving backwards, and you'd have to install a patch to fix this.
3. Your Toyota Yaris too slow? No problem, install a mod and you'll be driving a Dragon to work.
4. Some milestones in your life would inexplicably never be reached. If your wife is pregnant, she'll forever have a pot-belly until you enter the 'setstage prego 45' command to make the baby pop out.
5. You would be able to marry anyone in the world. You don't need good looks, wealth or integrity. You wanna get with that chick that holds the signs up at UFC? Just fetch something for them and let the lovin begin. awwwwyeeeaaah wakawakawawww.
6. People's attitudes towards you would NEVER CHANGE, even when you eventually became their boss. They'd still say "you're still just a whelp to us", despite the fact that you're now the CEO at their work, Captain of their football team, Chairman of their car club and President of the world.
7. The population of planet Earth would only have around twelve distinct voices. Wether you life in Japan or Switzerland, you'd only hear Indian accents, some British and American accents and a few old men.
8. Instead of saying "I'm soooo addicted to Skyrim.", you'd say "I'm soooo addicted to my life".
9. Feel like going to the South Of Spain? Let's 'Fast Travel', because life is NOT about the journey, it's about "Get me the hell there NOW"
10. Another door to door salesman /woman? No problem:
"FUS ROH DAH!"
...your thoughts?
