Increase Breast Size

[Boyd]

Many of you purverts may want to have girls with larger breast. Well follow this guide, and you can increase there size.

There are many more ways to increase them these, but this is some of the ways I know. What you need for this is...

1. Wedding Dress
2. Stormclock Curiass
3. Mod (Optional)
4. Wedding Wreath (Optional)
5. A Woman
6. Ebony Armor (Optional)



Why do you need those? Well those outfits are ones that increase breast size. It's been proven, and they increase it by maybe a little bit... not that much. The one with the biggest breast size is the Wedding Dress. Now here is a glitch, you need 100 pickpocketing with the perk to unequip someone elses armor, go pickpocket all the girls you want to increase their breast, and once they're in their undergarment give them the Wedding Dress.

Why? Well there's a graphic glitch that increases everything that get's cover by just a little then switching armor. Here's an example. You're wearing Iron Armor, then you switch to Daedric. It will be different then being naked, then putting on Daedric, due to graphic glitch.

Follow these steps to lead to mega awesome purvyness

Link to the mods that increase them!

http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5577
http://skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=3481

 

[tigersharkdude]

WTF? Just no....

 

[Speech500]

Lol you have looked into this so much!

 

[Xiomn]

Thanks, this should keep my hands busy for many years to come.

 

[tigersharkdude]

real women>animated women

http://www.9kracing.com/columbian-t...68059603_22167688_10150571497829603#fff370324

 

[Xiomn]

real women>animated women

http://www.9kracing.com/columbian-t...68059603_22167688_10150571497829603#fff370324

Real porn sites > Youtube.

 

[tigersharkdude]

cant post those links on a family board, so youtube must suffice

 

[Speech500]

Why am I surprised

 

[Windress]

...uh.

This is just a personal observation, but if you're playing a Medieval RPG for the big breasted women, you probably aren't going to choose Skyrim as your first choice. Maybe Age of Conan? Or Lineage II? There are significantly less clothes involved in both of those...

Then you can ogle without mods!

 

[Speech500]

Should it matter what their titties are like?

 

[Xiomn]

ass > tits

 

[Speech500]

Exactly

 

[fleeon]

ass > tits

ya right

 

[Phenom]

ass > tits

So you brather choose a plops machine over breasts?

 

[fleeon]

So you brather choose a pl*** machine over breasts?

freaking exactly

 

[Reiji]

no comment
I'll just go with the good ol' Hooter's line.

Hooter's girl: What will you be having today?
Reiji: Breasts and Thighs

 

[Speech500]

Oh yew..... Hawhawhawhaw

 

[Shoor]

I have no idea whether to laugh, or be ever so slightly disturbed...

 

[Boyd]

115 views in 1 day? Thanks guys

 

[Lemnisc8]

I can't say i'm shocked TBH... the thread has the word "breast" in the title... Sigh. Still i can see it's a joke, and i'm sure ladies might get their own mod for "increase package size". I'd call it the tripod mod.