Load Screen Quotes: What would yours be?

[Cherry]

"Don't believe every loading screen quote you read."

especially about bears not being aggressive unless threatened

I am absolutely convinced that I've somehow offended every single bear on Tamriel. I swear, every time even one of those mothertruckers are within a 100 meters from me, they charge! Once, I was in the Rift at level 11, and three bears attacked me. It was not pretty. So,


"Don't underestimate the aggressiveness of the bears. These are no carebears we're talking about."

- Cherry

 

[raido KASAI]

"Don't believe every loading screen quote you read."

especially about bears not being aggressive unless threatened

I am absolutely convinced that I've somehow offended every single bear on Tamriel. I swear, every time even one of those mothertruckers are within a 100 meters from me, they charge! Once, I was in the Rift at level 11, and three bears attacked me. It was not pretty. So,


"Don't underestimate the aggressiveness of the bears. These are no carebears we're talking about."

- Cherry

I don't know, you seem pretty threatening. If I were a bear I might attack even now and we are separated by half a planet of internet

 

[Cherry]

especially about bears not being aggressive unless threatened

I am absolutely convinced that I've somehow offended every single bear on Tamriel. I swear, every time even one of those mothertruckers are within a 100 meters from me, they charge! Once, I was in the Rift at level 11, and three bears attacked me. It was not pretty. So,


"Don't underestimate the aggressiveness of the bears. These are no carebears we're talking about."

- Cherry

I don't know, you seem pretty threatening. If I were a bear I might attack even now and we are separated by half a planet of internet

It's just the avatar. Don't worry, Rayquaza tends to get that reaction

 

[raido KASAI]

I am absolutely convinced that I've somehow offended every single bear on Tamriel. I swear, every time even one of those mothertruckers are within a 100 meters from me, they charge! Once, I was in the Rift at level 11, and three bears attacked me. It was not pretty. So,


"Don't underestimate the aggressiveness of the bears. These are no carebears we're talking about."

- Cherry

I don't know, you seem pretty threatening. If I were a bear I might attack even now and we are separated by half a planet of internet

It's just the avatar. Don't worry, Rayquaza tends to get that reaction

It would actually be funny though if the game had killer care bears

 

[Cherry]

I don't know, you seem pretty threatening. If I were a bear I might attack even now and we are separated by half a planet of internet

It's just the avatar. Don't worry, Rayquaza tends to get that reaction

It would actually be funny though if the game had killer care bears

That'd be horrifying...

 

[Naglfar]

"How the hell did spiders get so big in this frozen tundra?"

 

[DdraigGwyn]

"How the hell did spiders get so big in this frozen tundra?"

Large body means lower area to mass ratio and therefore lower heat loss.

 

[Irishman]

It would actually be funny though if the game had killer care bears

You asked for it

 

[Cherry]

It would actually be funny though if the game had killer care bears

You asked for it

I'm having nightmares tonight, am I?

 

[Wetigos]

"Be careful when engaging archers, or you'll end up a city guard."

 

[The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass]

"Bears. They're comin' at ya', bro."

 

[Cherry]

"Bears. They're comin' at ya', bro."
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Every time I see trolls and bears going at it, I have to stop and watch. Usually the Troll wins. I guess their health regeneration is too much for the bears.

 

[The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass]

"Bears. They're comin' at ya', bro."
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Another wise guy, eh? I'm sorry Kaito (he'll know why).

 

[raido KASAI]

It would actually be funny though if the game had killer care bears

You asked for it

 

[Wetigos]

It would actually be funny though if the game had killer care bears

You asked for it

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Alright, whos got michael myers?

 

[Cherry]

What's happening to this thread...

 

[Wetigos]

What's happening to this thread...

Right.
Lets try with another quote.

"Dont get too attached to your guild leaders, they wont be around for long."

 

[Aren_Direfrost]

Large body means lower area to mass ratio and therefore lower heat loss.

Actually the smaller you are the better you retain heat sir lol that's why bunching up when it's cold outside keeps you warm te more surface area the more heat that an escape at once also spiders are Arachnids not warm blooded animals so their body temperature mirrors the climate


Aren Direfrost... Witchhunter

 

[Epic Keith]

"Solstheim - Half the island tries to burn your ass off while the other tries to freeze it." - Keith the Explorer

"It won't be long until you realize that this long ass text is full of complete nonsense and you probably wasted a few minutes of your time listening to some old fool with a marvelous beard." - Keith the Troll

 

[Cherry]

Large body means lower area to mass ratio and therefore lower heat loss.

Actually the smaller you are the better you retain heat sir lol that's why bunching up when it's cold outside keeps you warm te more surface area the more heat that an escape at once also spiders are Arachnids not warm blooded animals so their body temperature mirrors the climate


Aren Direfrost... Witchhunter

Actually, bunching up when it's cold is a good idea because then your bodies sort of warm up each other. So, hugging another person when you're both trapped outside in cold weather helps because of this.

Also, I think (I might be mistaken), but the larger the body, the easier it is to keep your core temperature up. So, while your skin temperature might drop, your insides will keep warmer for longer. Mind you, I'm no expert in these matters, this is just my understanding and I could very well be wrong.

Now, back on topic

"Suck at magic? Don't worry, you can still become Arch-mage if you want it enough"