Load Screen Quotes: What would yours be?

[MehrunesDagon]

"I used to be an arrow like you, then i took an adventurer to the knee."

If you think of any more of these please tell me


-Silence

 

[Seanu Reaves]

"Give me your arrows... I have some in agonizing to dip them in." Hides-Many-Knives, master assassin

"Preparedness is all. Be it trolls, bandits, or even dragons." Tryn Beast-Slayer, Hunter amd Adventurer

"These claws have sundered mountains, but now they heal. Sometimes the hardest thing we have to do is to stop fighting." Dro Do Zatharka, Khajiit monk

 

[imaginepageant]

"Physics? Bitch, I'm a horse."

 

[Toxius]

"When last did you Quick-save?"

 

[Seanu Reaves]

"Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some skooma in it."

 

[Cherry]

"Alchemy is tedious. But if you can get past that, it can be the most powerful skill in the game."

- Cherry

 

[ZeroDragon]

Don't hesitate with the bow, your follower will get in the line of fire if you pause.

 

[Aren_Direfrost]

"It's two days later do you know where your follower is?"


Aren Direfrost... Witchhunter

 

[Cherry]

"It's two days later do you know where your follower is?"


Aren Direfrost... Witchhunter

I probably killed him for his stupidity.

"Don't bother with followers. They'll just get in your way and steal your kills."

- Cherry

 

[Seanu Reaves]

"Unless it is your loyal war dog... you should probably travel alone. Scratch that. Travel alone."

 

[Lucid]

"Hesitation Kills"

 

[raido KASAI]

"It was like that when I got here."
-- Unknown

 

[Ivory]

"One moment you are quietly hunting a majestic Elk. The next you're chasing it across Skyrim like a madman."

 

[nightmare16]

What's happening to this thread...

What usually happens to most I'm involved with, it devolves pretty much into pure nonsensical chaos.

Beautiful ain't it?

its the most gorgeous thing ive ever seen. it make me happt there are other completly insane people like me in the world YOU DESERVE A COOKIE!!!! EAT IT NOW!!!

 

[Wildroses]

"Stop eating the nightshade you idiot."

Alas I cannot claim credit for this line. It was written by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation during the outro of his Skyrim review, but I think it is worth sharing.

 

[TheNatural]

"Fast Travel... again?!? Come on, man"

 

[Sveinbjorn]

"If thine balls be frozen, if thine sack unthawed
Wise words have been chosen, sang deep in mead-halls
With the fur of a cave bear, and a knife that doth cut
Craft thee a warm pouch, and cover thine nuts. - Ogmund"

 

[Octavia]

"If a foe proves far too difficult, try approaching the situation differently. If all else fails, fl*ff that guy. Use the kill command"
- Sir Jackleberry

"The rating and value of armour is defined not by how protective it is, but how appealing it looks"
- Sir Jackleberry

 

[raido KASAI]

"If you come across a guy beating up a legendary dragon with a wooden sword, you likely should not attack him if you wish to remain amongst the living."

RK

 

[raido KASAI]

"Some say revenge is best served cold. But then again, not everyone is a great cook."

KgM