Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
The Vigilant falls too easily.
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- Thread starter Kohlar the Unkilled
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The Vigilant falls too easily.
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
And I've always wondered why they always end up breakdancing and writhing around for so long. They're dead for goodness sake! Let the poor things rest.
Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
Is that a Cichla ocellaris in your avatar pic?
Chadonraz
Well-Known Member
Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
Ah! So it is. 
Kalin of High Rock
Faal Lun Vahdin
Did the blue mountain flowers I harvested in Sovngare commit great deeds in life in order to grow there?
Lordofthemelons11
Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
It made the best healing potion ever and saved Ysgramor from his death in the battle for Jorrvaskr
PrisonerLizzie
Well-Known Member
Was just thinking about the Companion's quests where the beasts get into people's homes. I think I know how this happens. Knock knock. Hello? (grumbling voice outside) Excuse me ma'am do you have a moment to talk about Lady Mara? (Woman inside) By the Gods! Its a Mara's Witness. (Husband) Just pretend you aren't home. (Woman) Its a bear. (Husband) I thought you said it was a Mara's Witness? (Woman) It is, but its a bear! (Husband) How can a bear be a Mara's Witness? Have you been hitting the moon sugar? (Woman opening door) See its a bear! (Bear) Hi I was just in the area and wanted to spread the word about Lady Mara Hands couple a copy of The Warmth of Mara.....
Lordofthemelons11
Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
... YES
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
AT WHAT POINT IN THE EVOLUTION OF INTERNET COMPUTING DID EVERY SOFTWARE DEVELOPING SONUVABITCH BECOME COMPLETELY UNABLE TO MAKE AN INTERNET BROWSER THAT DOESN'T F'ING BLOW F'ING GOATS?
ALSO, WHY DID FLASH WORK WHEN IT'S OWNED BY MACROMEDIA, BUT NOW ADOBE, THE BEST SOFTWARE MAKER EVER, OWNS IT AND MAKES IT A STEAMING PILE OF FECES THAT GREATLY AIDS ALL THOSE DAMN BROWSER DESIGNING SONUVABITCHES IN MAKING THEIR INTERNET BROWSERS THAT DO NOTHING BUT F'ING BLOW F'ING GOATS?
HEY, ADOBESHOCKWAVEFLASHMOZILLAGOOGLEIESAFARIOPERANETSCAPEEPIPHANYMOSAICCELLOIBROWSEAGORAAMAYAGALEONMINUET,
There, I feel all better now. Don't you?
So cathartic.
ALSO, WHY DID FLASH WORK WHEN IT'S OWNED BY MACROMEDIA, BUT NOW ADOBE, THE BEST SOFTWARE MAKER EVER, OWNS IT AND MAKES IT A STEAMING PILE OF FECES THAT GREATLY AIDS ALL THOSE DAMN BROWSER DESIGNING SONUVABITCHES IN MAKING THEIR INTERNET BROWSERS THAT DO NOTHING BUT F'ING BLOW F'ING GOATS?
HEY, ADOBESHOCKWAVEFLASHMOZILLAGOOGLEIESAFARIOPERANETSCAPEEPIPHANYMOSAICCELLOIBROWSEAGORAAMAYAGALEONMINUET,
There, I feel all better now. Don't you?
So cathartic.
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
It wasn't quite as glamorous as that, sadly. They just grew around Ysgramor's out-house.
Toxius
Frost Wolf
Yet I've never to date seen an outhouse in Skyrim, but they grow pretty much everywhere in Skyrim so I'm just guessing it's a squat and heave type of thing.
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
There is a toilet reference though I don't remember the specific location. I think it was in a bandit stronghold/dungeon. There was a stall-like wall, a large pot, a paper roll and a book on a small table
Actually, people always have wondered what gave Skyforge that special boost that makes it's steel the best.
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
Actually quite similar though a little different. The bucket setup and table was like that. There was a book and paper on the table and one of the divider walls somewhat giving privacy.
I sure hope they sanded that bucket
I sure hope they sanded that bucket
Toxius
Frost Wolf
Haha, I can just imagine it now. "Dragonborn dies of unknown infection, cause seems to be a splinter lodged in arse."
That also reminds me of something else, they have newspapers in OBLIVION, why not in Skyrim.....
Cheap bastards, I think.
Cherry
Farfetch'd is judging you!
400k gold, legendary double-enchanted armor, overpowered weapons and random potions, gems and jewelry. I'd call that a decent haul
PrisonerLizzie
Well-Known Member
Does anyone else imagine that when your char is killed that the npcs loot the body like you would if you had killed them?