Story that never ends..

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Hire The Three Stooges to break him out...

 

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

The dragon-born erases that plan and draws a new one. A plan that is fool proof... call Donald duck to kill the guards and save the dragon-born.

 

[Rotceh]

"Seem legit to me!" The dragonborn says to him self. While that plan works it self out. Dragonborn notice the prison gate...

 

[Evina]

... is made of cheese.

 

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

The Dragon-born proceeds to eat the cheese gate but finds out that....

 

[Evina]

... the cheese is infused with with Skooma and Sleeping Tree Sap. So after a few seconds...

 

[JayDD]

... He starts to feel sleepy. His eyes heavy. 2hours later he awakes to...

 

[Evina]

... laying naked in one of the rooms in the Blue Palace, with a goat, 56 sweetrolls, a skeleton, two passed out khajiits, and a wispmother.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

And wonders out loud: "When did I become Muslim and is that goat my new wife..."

 

[Arthur Dragon Born]

But all of a sudden, the goat opened its mouth and said..."I'm not your wife.... I am you FATHER"

 

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

The dragon-born laughs for a second, then does the macarena

 

[Arthur Dragon Born]

While dancing the macarena, the goat suddenly transformed into Darth Vader and ....

 

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

Started raping the two khajiit s. The dragon born stood up and said...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Let the games begin!

 

[xXeBoNyXx]

Then the cheese goes *puff* and there stands a Daedric Kynval Lord of Destruction, with a troll face on, this can't be good...

 

[Scarecrow222]

So the dragonborn picks up a broom and hurriedly flies away to riverwood, where he sees a chicken. He rips the handle off the broom and cocks it behind him...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

And slams that chicken for a homerun! As he circles the bases he yells " ARod you suck!"...

 

[Arthur Dragon Born]

but then a magical hole appeared under him so he fell..... when he woke up, he was in.....

 

[Thomas Liu]

Then "Bampft", ARod shows up in a blinding flash of light, and Fus Ro Dah our hero dragon born full on in the face....

 

[xXeBoNyXx]

and the dragonborn flies back through space and time to Savngarde...