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That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment when you're waiting for a quest target and you let your character wait for like 7 hours, and then realize what a diehard your character must be because you just made it stand there, on the same spot, for 7 hours... :/
 
That awkward moment when you donate to a sperm bank to buy the DLC. And during the...erm..."donation process", Haelga is staring at you from the nearby TV screen.
 
The awkward moment when you decide to get another horse ... and two seconds later, a dragon comes down from the sky, instantly killing the horse. :mad:
 
That awkward moment when you start a new character, get approached by bandits dressed up in guards uniforms demanding gold. You refuse like a bad*** and then get your butt handed to you on a silver platter.....while forgetting to save....... dammit.
 
That awkward moment when you meet a farmer standing in the Blue Palace at 3 a.m. who informs you that he's "on [his] way to Solitude to join the Legion." You're in Solitude, for crying out loud.

Then, to make things funnier, he says "I want to be on the right side" if you talk to him again. He's standing on the left side of a doorway; there's a Solitude guard on the right side.
 
That awkward moment when you meet a farmer standing in the Blue Palace at 3 a.m. who informs you that he's "on [his] way to Solitude to join the Legion." You're in Solitude, for crying out loud.

It'd be even funnier if he was all, "I'm on my way to Windhelm to join the rebellion, FA LA LA LA!"
 
(in the voice of a texan army officer)
man up fruitcake, what are you a pussy? get that damn mod into your hard drive or i will ram it down your throat

YES I AM.

*turns tail and runs, squealing like a schoolgirl, with frilly pink skirt flapping around my knees*
 
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