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That awkward moment when...

i only got through 8 pages but....

that awkward moment when a bear kills the horse from under you at a sprint...and you get mangled from the fall.
 
That awkward moment when half a dozen falmor come running at you and your companion,your companion gets hit once then jumps off a ledge screaming "I give I give!" leaving you to deal with them all on your own.
 
That awkward moment when you discover The Stumbling Sabrecat... after having passed through Dunstad about a hundred times. :rolleyes:
 
quote="Chadonraz, post: 303740, member: 21171"]An inn, I suppose. Bandits had taken over, so it was a little hard to tell. :D[/quote]

Gonna have to keep an eye out for that...
 
That awkward moment when you decide to play with the wabbajack for the first time and point it at a mammoth hoping it will turn into a bunny or something, then to your absolute horror it turns into a dremora. Thats when you start running for your life.
 
This kinda relates to gaming, but I'm not sure if it fits in here or not... Bear with me.

That akward moment when you're outside a fairly old building, and you mentally follow a route up to a "Sync point" a-la Assassin's Creed without really noticing.
Despite having not played the game for a few months.
 
That awkward moment when the children of Honorhall Orphanage are cheering you for murdering Grelod the Kind, then you press the button at the wrong point and accidentally steal the worthless lavender sitting on her chest, and in the space of one second they go from "Yay, we love you Dark Brotherhood!" to "You could have just asked. We're telling the guards you did that".

And that awkward moment when a Riften guard comes racing into the orphanage and steps over Grelod's corpse to arrest you for attempted theft of some lavender. Nothing to see here, come along quietly to pay your fine for attempted theft and it will stay that way...

I guess the people of Riften just like lavender more than Grelod the Kind. Can't say I'm surprised.
 
The awkward moment you are looting food from a pot or plate and grab that instead. Happens way too often.

The awkward moment you are fighting a dragon only to have it excite a mammoth and giant to attack you as well.

The awkard moment when you enter a huge quest area only to realize about halfway through you have no shoes on and it's not the first time it's happened.
 
That Awkward moment when you are fighting the forsworn and one of them shouts at you in a mocking tone " oh look you're bleeding" just as he takes an arrow to the head and drops dead.
 
That awkward moment when you are trying to sit down on a chicken but you end up killing it so everybody in the town starts attacking you and you have no choice to go into vampire lord form and destroy them all
 
That awkward moment when you kill a dragon in riverwood and everyone gathers together into a huge pile to look at it and (being an ice mage) not being able to resist the chance of blowing them all away with ice storm. So you use ice storm and kill all of them in one shot after saving them all from a dragon.

That awkward moment when you steal something in the palace in whiterun and accidentally end up not bribing the guard, so the king and his entire enterouge tries to killl you, when at the same time you are a pacifist so you can't fight back D:
 
That awkward moment when your follower "accidentally" pushes you off the edge of a cliff. I do not trust Lydia near big drops anymore since that happened.
 
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