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That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment when you and Lydia are casually sniping Mages from afar when Lydia suddenly decides to charge in for a melee attack only to die from the Ebony Arrow you just planted in the back of her skull.

*sigh*

*reload*

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Your a FUN GI!
 
The awk moment when you train your sights on a troll at the bottom of the gorge, line up the perfect bow shot and then "THWUMP" your arrow hits a rock 3 inches from your bow. I swear the troll looked up and flipped me off.

Gawds do I HATE that!

that awkward moment when you walk up to what looks like an unopened dragon mound... only to have a dragon pop out and say hi!
 
That awkward moment when someone bumps into you while you're sneaking. Hehe whoopsie...:rolleyes:


... and STILL doesn't see you there.

...when you see mammoth taking off to the sky...

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At least when they come back down they die right away. Easy ~100 septims right there from the body.

That awkward moment during a Stormcloak/Imperial battle that you realize you are killing the guys on your side. Oops!

I did this all the freaking time. Thank god Hadvar was invincible, and it didn't matter if I killed my allies.
 
That awkward moment when you pickpocket a Briarheart off a sleeping Forsworn, and have to watch as he slowly wakes up...only to keel over instantly.
 
Is that true!?

Yep, the Forsworn Briarhearts have an item on them called a Briarheart. Here I was thinking it was just a fancy name for them, until I actually got close enough to see the Briarheart jammed in their chests. If you can pickpocket the Briarheart without getting caught, they die instantly. It's funnier if they're sleeping, because the game has to account for them waking up first, then dying. :P

 
Did I mention that the mammoth never came back? (Must be aliens in game abducting earth creatures or it was an easter egg and I met Dumbos grandfather) :D

ROFL. How weird. They always come back down for me, or they appear in the air, come down somewhat slowly, land on another mammoth, then slide off of it and die. XD
 
That awkward moment when Dual Casting Fireball but accidentally letting go of your right/left finger from the mouse thus making your character shoot only "One" fireball rendering the Impact perk useless.

Has happened a lot of times. :mad:
 
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