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That awkward moment when...

that awkward moment when you shot Lydia to death again because she ran in front of your arrow.

that awkward moment when you're fumbling to turn off the monitor when it's 4am and your wife is yelling are you playing your stupid game again? and you're going "No".
 
Yep, the Forsworn Briarhearts have an item on them called a Briarheart. Here I was thinking it was just a fancy name for them, until I actually got close enough to see the Briarheart jammed in their chests. If you can pickpocket the Briarheart without getting caught, they die instantly. It's funnier if they're sleeping, because the game has to account for them waking up first, then dying. :p

Thank you, I never really thought of that lol.
 
That awkward moment when you stroll into a place you've been before when you were weak but now are stronger and get your ass handed to you by a soul gem trap.

And then you forget to save the last 15 minutes....
 
That awkward moment when Hired Thugs appear in the Riften jail trying to kill you, and Sibbi Black-Briar breaks out of his cell to defend you.
 
That awkward moment when you take the clothes off a female character and say, "damn!", and then realize you only meant to say it in your head because your 8 yo sister is sitting next to you.
 
that awkward moment when your fighting a dragon and you absorbes its soul before you kill it showing that its a skeleton dragon
 
That awkward moment when you sneak up to a guy sleeping in his bed to murder him in his sleep, only to realise that he is already dead. That even more awkward moment when you crawl into bed with him and cry uncontrolably because someone stole your kill.
 
That awkward moment when you pickpocket an "expert Pickpocket trainer" only to realize that they said dont let me catch you again.

That awkward moment when your invisible but your weapon isn't...

That awkward moment when your on a cliff and barbos the dog pushes you off...

That awkward moment when you have stolen all the peoples clothes and take yours off only to be dissed for having two tails.

That awkward moment when your argonian drowns while wearing volsung...

That awkward moment when you are swimming and remember that your a cat that hates water.
 
That awkward moment when you power attack an enemy and go striate passed them :/
Awkward moment when you go to power attack with your two hand axe in a Dwemer dungeon on a small walk way just to miss the Falker and go right off the edge falling to your death.
 
That awkward moment when you pass a city guard strolling out of the thieves guild seceret entrance??

That awkward moment when you realise nobody cares that you saved the world from dragons, killed the emperor and sorted out some magic ball thing.
 
That awkward moment when you grab a Stone of Barenziah in front of somebody in their house, only for them to not care.

That awkward moment when the load screen tells you that Mephala isn't considered evil, after having wielded her artifact.
 
The awkward moment when you go to 30x backstab a boss only to realise you've left your Thieves Guild gloves on instead from the lock you picked 5 mins ago.
 
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