Ulfric Stormcloaks haters are hilarious

[Raijin]

"Nothing makes me laugh more than milk drinkers who glance at the Thalmor Dossier, see the word “asset,” and assume Ulfric is working with the Dominion."

And this is exactly why they amuse me so much.

I smell a lot of.......

 

[Daelon DuLac]

Can't I just dislike Ulfric because I dislike Ulfic? Do I need a reason other than he gets on my nerves? Besides, how else am I going to get his clothes if I don't kill him? It's not like he's interested in my pretty little lady. He's got Galmar to keep him happy and I hate to break up a commited relationship.

 

[Raijin]

Why are you interested in getting Ulfric's clothes? That requires you to get him naked. Are you trying to tell us something? Nords are usually masculine looking because of who they are.

 

[Raijin]

 

[Jurgarik Greycloak]

I hate ulfric because he is an idiot. Wanting to return to the days where anyone can kill you or cause the deaths thousands just to grab power is stupid.

It makes me laugh when Ulfric supporters dismiss all attempts at education because of what "they believe. because Ulfric is Ulfric and could do no wrong for any reason but the right ones."

 

[Daelon DuLac]

Why are you interested in getting Ulfric's clothes? That requires you to get him naked. Are you trying to tell us something? Nords are usually masculine looking because of who they are.

No. Ingin just likes the clothes and they look good on her (or any of my female characters - they're Nords as well). Who cares if he's naked. He's dead. As are all of their victims.

 

[Raijin]

Why are you interested in getting Ulfric's clothes? That requires you to get him naked. Are you trying to tell us something? Nords are usually masculine looking because of who they are.

No. Ingin just likes the clothes and they look good on her (or any of my female characters - they're Nords as well). Who cares if he's naked. He's dead. As are all of their victims.

Typical woman like behavior. They see something they like and so they kill to gain possession of it, especially when it's clothes related!

You know when someone dies they immediately lose control of their muscles. Their muscles starts loosening up prior to rigor mortis setting it... which means that they lose control of their bowl movement among other things. This means that Ulfric probably left Ingin a present as she takes his clothes off.

Do you really want to take the clothes off from a recently deceased body? I sure as hell don't.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

Why are you interested in getting Ulfric's clothes? That requires you to get him naked. Are you trying to tell us something? Nords are usually masculine looking because of who they are.

No. Ingin just likes the clothes and they look good on her (or any of my female characters - they're Nords as well). Who cares if he's naked. He's dead. As are all of their victims.

Typical woman like behavior. They see something they like and so they kill to gain possession of it, especially when it's clothes related!

You know when someone dies they immediately lose control of their muscles. Their muscles starts loosening up prior to rigor mortis setting it... which means that they lose control of their bowl movement among other things. This means that Ulfric probably left Ingin a present as she takes his clothes off.

Do you really want to take the clothes off from a recently deceased body? I sure as hell don't.

Stop it! While true in real life, not not in game. Besides, Lydia will clean it up. She does all the laundry. That's all she's good for.

 

[Raijin]

No. Ingin just likes the clothes and they look good on her (or any of my female characters - they're Nords as well). Who cares if he's naked. He's dead. As are all of their victims.

Typical woman like behavior. They see something they like and so they kill to gain possession of it, especially when it's clothes related!

You know when someone dies they immediately lose control of their muscles. Their muscles starts loosening up prior to rigor mortis setting it... which means that they lose control of their bowl movement among other things. This means that Ulfric probably left Ingin a present as she takes his clothes off.

Do you really want to take the clothes off from a recently deceased body? I sure as hell don't.

Stop it! While true in real life, not not in game. Besides, Lydia will clean it up. She does all the laundry. That's all she's good for.

You speak that kind of tone to my Lydia, and she'll have you for dinner.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

Typical woman like behavior. They see something they like and so they kill to gain possession of it, especially when it's clothes related!

You know when someone dies they immediately lose control of their muscles. Their muscles starts loosening up prior to rigor mortis setting it... which means that they lose control of their bowl movement among other things. This means that Ulfric probably left Ingin a present as she takes his clothes off.

Do you really want to take the clothes off from a recently deceased body? I sure as hell don't.

Stop it! While true in real life, not not in game. Besides, Lydia will clean it up. She does all the laundry. That's all she's good for.

You speak that kind of tone to my Lydia, and she'll have you for dinner.

You're looking a little pale Lyd's? I s..s...s...omething wrong???? Why are you looking at me like that!

 

[Mr Forz]

Why can't people look further than what's written in that book.

 

[Daelon DuLac]

The dossier? I, for one, never took it very seriously. It was written by Thalmor, after all, and they're not exactly known for being the most honest or open-minded folks out there.

 

[Janus3003]

"Nothing makes me laugh more than milk drinkers who glance at the Thalmor Dossier, see the word “asset,” and assume Ulfric is working with the Dominion."

Now I want to get a closer look at the Thalmor's books to make sure that their assets equal their liabilities and stockholder equity because ARRRGH I STILL HAVE AN ACCOUNTING TEST TO DO

 

[imaginepageant]

"Nothing makes me laugh more than milk drinkers who glance at the Thalmor Dossier, see the word “asset,” and assume Ulfric is working with the Dominion."

I always thought it was rather obvious that the dossier was alluding to the Thalmor torturing Ulfric. You read a dossier stating he was taken prisoner and "interrogated," and five minutes later you find another prisoner being "interrogated"—tortured. From a storytelling perspective, that's the perfect set-up to give you some insight into Ulfric's past. There's no way it was a coincidence. How some people can come out of that quest thinking Ulfric was working with the Dominion is beyond me.

 

[raido KASAI]

"Nothing makes me laugh more than milk drinkers who glance at the Thalmor Dossier, see the word “asset,” and assume Ulfric is working with the Dominion."

I always thought it was rather obvious that the dossier was alluding to the Thalmor torturing Ulfric. You read a dossier stating he was taken prisoner and "interrogated," and five minutes later you find another prisoner being "interrogated"—tortured. From a storytelling perspective, that's the perfect set-up to give you some insight into Ulfric's past. There's no way it was a coincidence. How some people can come out of that quest thinking Ulfric was working with the Dominion is beyond me.

Agreed. The Thalmor simply want the civil war to drag out as long as possible. In an upcoming Great War part 2, regardless of how the civil war ended, likely Skyrim and Cyrodiil are going to be allied on some level against the Dominion. A lengthy civil war weakens both future opponents.

 

[Jurgarik Greycloak]

"Nothing makes me laugh more than milk drinkers who glance at the Thalmor Dossier, see the word “asset,” and assume Ulfric is working with the Dominion."

I always thought it was rather obvious that the dossier was alluding to the Thalmor torturing Ulfric. You read a dossier stating he was taken prisoner and "interrogated," and five minutes later you find another prisoner being "interrogated"—tortured. From a storytelling perspective, that's the perfect set-up to give you some insight into Ulfric's past. There's no way it was a coincidence. How some people can come out of that quest thinking Ulfric was working with the Dominion is beyond me.

Agreed. The Thalmor simply want the civil war to drag out as long as possible. In an upcoming Great War part 2, regardless of how the civil war ended, likely Skyrim and Cyrodiil are going to be allied on some level against the Dominion. A lengthy civil war weakens both future opponents.

Personally, I think it has more to do with Ulfric doing what the Thalmor want without knowing he is doing it.

 

[raido KASAI]

I always thought it was rather obvious that the dossier was alluding to the Thalmor torturing Ulfric. You read a dossier stating he was taken prisoner and "interrogated," and five minutes later you find another prisoner being "interrogated"—tortured. From a storytelling perspective, that's the perfect set-up to give you some insight into Ulfric's past. There's no way it was a coincidence. How some people can come out of that quest thinking Ulfric was working with the Dominion is beyond me.

Agreed. The Thalmor simply want the civil war to drag out as long as possible. In an upcoming Great War part 2, regardless of how the civil war ended, likely Skyrim and Cyrodiil are going to be allied on some level against the Dominion. A lengthy civil war weakens both future opponents.

Personally, I think it has more to do with Ulfric doing what the Thalmor want without knowing he is doing it.

That's exactly my point. Keeping Ulfric in the battle is the only way to achieve a prolonged stalemate.

Reading the dossier as Ulfric is openly trying to be an asset to the Dominion is wrong, but the process to achieve his goals taking as long and as many casualties as possible is an inadvertent asset for the Thalmor.

 

[Jurgarik Greycloak]

Agreed. The Thalmor simply want the civil war to drag out as long as possible. In an upcoming Great War part 2, regardless of how the civil war ended, likely Skyrim and Cyrodiil are going to be allied on some level against the Dominion. A lengthy civil war weakens both future opponents.

Personally, I think it has more to do with Ulfric doing what the Thalmor want without knowing he is doing it.

That's exactly my point. Keeping Ulfric in the battle is the only way to achieve a prolonged stalemate.

Reading the dossier as Ulfric is openly trying to be an asset to the Dominion is wrong, but the process to achieve his goals taking as long and as many casualties as possible is an inadvertent asset for the Thalmor.

Which would not have happened without the Thalmor manipulation/torture.

 

[raido KASAI]

Personally, I think it has more to do with Ulfric doing what the Thalmor want without knowing he is doing it.

That's exactly my point. Keeping Ulfric in the battle is the only way to achieve a prolonged stalemate.

Reading the dossier as Ulfric is openly trying to be an asset to the Dominion is wrong, but the process to achieve his goals taking as long and as many casualties as possible is an inadvertent asset for the Thalmor.

Which would not have happened without the Thalmor manipulation/torture.

I don't necessarily think that you can say it wouldn't have happened without manipulation and torture. Who is to say that if the person to fight the empire in a civil war had to be Ulfric and not some other person that would have played that role even if Ulfric was never born?

Ulfric is a charismatic leader and that makes him a great candidate for the role of the opposition commander, but if the conditions had been different, someone else might have become a similar figure. Who knows, Ulfric might have turned out becoming that figure anyway through some other chain of events.

 

[Jurgarik Greycloak]

That's exactly my point. Keeping Ulfric in the battle is the only way to achieve a prolonged stalemate.

Reading the dossier as Ulfric is openly trying to be an asset to the Dominion is wrong, but the process to achieve his goals taking as long and as many casualties as possible is an inadvertent asset for the Thalmor.

Which would not have happened without the Thalmor manipulation/torture.

I don't necessarily think that you can say it wouldn't have happened without manipulation and torture. Who is to say that if the person to fight the empire in a civil war had to be Ulfric and not some other person that would have played that role even if Ulfric was never born?

Ulfric is a charismatic leader and that makes him a great candidate for the role of the opposition commander, but if the conditions had been different, someone else might have become a similar figure. Who knows, Ulfric might have turned out becoming that figure anyway through some other chain of events.

But Ulfric was the one, so it had to be him, as he was the one tortured, he was the one manipulated by his experiences. Even half of the rebellion hardly mention them in WHY they joined. Not very charismatic when they join purely for revenge against the Thalmor now, is he?