What crimes are your Dovahkiin guilty of? (spoilers!)

[Jake Johnson]

See topic.

My various Dovahkiin (all but #4 were done before my current build) are guilty of all of the following:

1) Unintentional pickpocketing (I forgot to exit sneak before talking to someone.)
2) Swiping a bottle of booze and bringing it to a local vagrant.
3) Torturing a priest of Boethiah (during The House of Horrors)
4)Unintentionally murdering a fellow man while fighting dragons that chose to land in cities or towns.
5) Snooping into local affairs in Markarth during The Forsworn Conspiracy - CHARGES DROPPED.

 

[FarmGirl]

I am trying to think of a crime my Dragonborn hasn't committed. Assault, murder, thievery, fraud. I'm pretty sure vampirism is all kinds of illegal. Sometimes I'm just a basic thug, pushing people around because I can. I DO draw the line at eating human flesh though!!

 

[DestroyerDevourMaster]

None yet, maybe trespassing if infiltrating the Thalmor Embassy counts though. My Dragonborn is essentially the Batman of Skyrim, a good guy with good intentions but isn't afraid to work outside the law is need be.

 

[trenzalore]

I basically smack a child if I'm in any town for more than a few minutes... it started out as a shameful incident and now blossomed into a fruitful hobby.

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[tx12001]

The Crime of Trying to Destroy and Dominate all Life...wait as an Immortal Character he sees himself above the Mortal laws set by those he considers nothing but food due to being an Immortal winged blood drinking demon, Logically sure he can understnad crimes however how can you really commit a crime if you are seen as nothing more then a Monster who is not even a human anymore? if anything he will only follow the laws of the Daedra.

 

[Rimfaxe96]

None yet, maybe trespassing if infiltrating the Thalmor Embassy counts though.

As soon as Great War II is on you'll get a medal of honor for that. Doesn't count as true crime in my opinion.

 

[Gigapact]

1. Stealing many things, like gems, septims, clothes, etc.
2. Sprinting naked in public to knock down Jarls and little children.
3. Using Redwater and regular Skooma and public intoxication.
4. Killing a bride in Solitude.
5. Killing a bunch of other innocent people and a few beggars for giving me a dirty look, and for the DB.
6. Worshiping Daedric Princes
7. Stole the Ebony Blade and used it to kill my "friends."
8. Killed my spouse.
9. Killed my pet.
10. Killed my horse (this on accident).
11. Torturing a priest.
12. MAJOR cannibalism with Namira's ring, she gets pretty bad about it.
13. Some more eating of corpses while being in werewolf.
14. Sucking of blood when she was a vamp.
15. Resisting arrest and running away, that jacked up some of my fees.
16. Bullying people into giving me money, and faking numbers for the TG.

That's what I can think of at the moment. She's not the best person.....

 

[Adam Warlock]

LITTERING !

Especially enjoyable if a couple of idiots get in a fight to the death over my discarded trash !

 

[AS88]

LITTERING !

Especially enjoyable if a couple of idiots get in a fight to the death over my discarded trash !

Not Necromancy for you?

 

[Adam Warlock]

LITTERING !

Especially enjoyable if a couple of idiots get in a fight to the death over my discarded trash !

Not Necromancy for you?

Raising the dead is illegal ?
How could I have not known this ?

 

[Pete]

Lollygagging.

 

[trenzalore]

Killing the blacksmith in Whiterun by accident during a vampire attack.

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[Daelon DuLac]

Murder, assault, mayhem, coercion, blackmail, thievery, tampering with financials, assassination, poaching, graverobbing, trespassing, horse-thievery, high-treason... sheesh, what has he/she not done.

 

[Lady Redpool the Unlifer]

This will be a much faster conversation if I just tell you what crime I haven't committed..................

Yea, that's the whole list right there

 

[raido KASAI]

being just plain sexy

 

[Lurknir]

Putting an arrow in a guard's knee.
Pickpocket a guard.
Attacking a guard and then stealing his armor.

 

[raido KASAI]

Putting an arrow in a guard's knee.

You really should be careful with that. You can easily end a person's adventuring career that way

 

[Irishman]

J walking

I dont use roads, and when I do, I dont look left and right to watch out for carriages

 

[Lurknir]

Putting an arrow in a guard's knee.

You really should be careful with that. You can easily end a person's adventuring career that way

Yes I've noticed that, from every single guard lol

 

[Paws the Gryphon]

My brother's Dovahkiin decided to murder the entirety of Whiterun one time. Then there's also my little stint with murdering that blabbering priest in front of the Talos statue in the Cloud District