You know you're addicted when...

[Kir the Silent]

When you kill someone and do the black sacarment to kill Justin Bieber

Thats awesome

 

[Kruise]

...When you are scared of birds and you shout "DRAGON!" when you see one.
...When you refer cupcakes, as Sweetrolls.
...When you shout FUS RO DAH at anything in your way (My dog learned, that it means the same as MOVE by now :3)

 

[Sweetroll Girl]

...When you refer cupcakes, as Sweetrolls.)

I actually made Sweetroll cupcakes the other day! I guess that could be another 'You know you're obsessed with Skyrim when...' haha!

 

[Kir the Silent]

I actually made Sweetroll cupcakes the other day! I guess that could be another 'You know you're obsessed with Skyrim when...' haha!

Deff lol

 

[bulbaquil]

when you somehow misread "stomach" as "stormcloak".

 

[Kir the Silent]

When you get mad and tell someone to go Fus themselves

 

[TheDovakhiin]

When you think of "A night to remember" while watching Hangover

 

[Neriad13]

...you successfully convince a PO-ed customer to do as you wish and then think "Yeah! +1 Speech!"

 

[imaginepageant]

When you wake up multiple times a night terrified that you've killed someone—not because it's wrong to kill people, but because it would've ruined your pacifist character's perfect record of zero kills.

 

[Streets]

I found real life Mora Tapinella growing on a tree and had to think twice about how much Imp Stool and Canis Root I had for poisons.

 

[SGT_Sky]

When you kill someone and do the black sacarment to kill Justin Bieber

i laughed hard at this one

 

[Gonzocyn]

You know you're addicted to Skyrim when you have been up all night playing and when you hear you wife wake up at 8am you lie to her and tell her that you fell asleep on the couch and just woke up and started playing again!

 

[stagnant94]

many times, many many many times

 

[mwt1977]

you are like me and have 125+ hours of game play, 70+ dragon souls, wear heavy armor, full sneak tree, all factions beat, blacksmithing master, skill/health master enchanter, and only 1 word EVER unlocked from a dragon soul and that was Fus. i have all 3 words for all 20 shouts but the only shouts that are complete are the ones the game gives you that way yet i still play.

 

[stagnant94]

when you kill 76 people in texas for the sole reason of going to the electric chair and being interrupted by a dragon.

anyway, long story short, i need someone to bust me out.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

I could lie to you and say I am not addicted. I could lie to my friends and say I am not addicted. I could lie to my family and say I am not addicted. I could lie to myself and say I am not addicted. I could try to lie to Skyrim and say I am not addicted. But Skyrim knows the truth and calls bullplops when it sees it.

My name is Uther Pundragon and I am addicted.

 

[Epic Keith]

25. When you get the urge to become a serial Killer

 

[Neriad13]

...you're walking around in shorts and a T-shirt on a somewhat chilly evening and everyone you run into is commenting on it. And you think, in answer, "What? I'm a Nord."

 

[Epic Keith]

When instead of saying f--- u say FUS ROH DAH!

When you memorized some shouts

STRUN BAH QO!
WULD NAH KEST
YOL TOOR SHOOL

 

[heatherelectra]

When you haven't played Civilization 5 since the day you got Skyrim!