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You know you're addicted when...

How about when that story goes back to the 2nd era leading into characters you played as in other TES games :3
He remakes characters from the previous game. in Morrowind he had Rahjiid, and in oblivion, and now in skyrim. he just fills in some stuff in between like being a vampire and being immortal etc. :P I do huge backstories tho
 
When you only get two hours of sleep before school because of this game. And you only slept because you knew you would be screwed if you didn't get at least a little.
 
When you have over 20+ saves and have spyware names for each one and a distinct class for it.

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You know you're addicted to Skyrim when...

You empty out your vacuum cleaner onto your cornflakes and note down the effect it has on your health...
 
...when you're talking about the Farmer's Almanac and you accidentally call it the Falmer's Almanac.

...and then you start wondering what the Falmer's Almanac would be like. "Morndas, 21st Rain's Hand: The cave will be dark and damp today. Loredas, 13th Last Seed: The cave will be dark and damp today. Middas, 30th Sun's Dusk: The cave will be dark and damp today."
 
When you think of doing something risky to do and the thought of "Oh, I'll just save my life (game) and if it doesn't work I'll reload my previous save." Then you realize in heated shame that it won't work in the real world <_<
I do this ALL THE TIME. It actually really freaks me out, like one day I might lose touch with reality a little too much and go through with the risky thing and completely ruin my life because lives cannot be reloaded.
 
... you think you're a master chef with no culinary training whatsoever. Tried to make a raspberry crostata the other day. Failed miserably. Oven still corrupted. Will not bake for a while, to conserve remaining pride.
 
... you hear two random kids arguing, and are immediately reminded of Balgruuf's children (the girl complains that she still hasn't gotten some dress she was promised, and one of the boys calls her a spoiled baby).
 
U secretly scan for Black-Briar or Honningbrew on a wine list.

Random names like "Targe of the Blooded", "Jazbay Grapes", and "Vipr the Fleet" pop into ur head for no apparent reason at any given time.

U see bleu cheese and think of eidar cheese.

U want to fus-ro-da all the vegetables in the produce section of a grocery store.

U want to fus-ro-da ANYTHING that is neatly arranged.

U get bummed out when u realize u have to actually read the WHOLE book, not just open the front cover.

U now think u actually know something about mining, alchemy, cooking, blacksmithing, etc.

U want to sneak some leeks onto the grill at a bbq.
 
You sort people from real life into Skyrim races
You take your cousin's Blackberry from her pocket without her noticing and expect your pickpocket level to increase
You listen to Skyrim music when you're out and pretend you're walking around Skyrim
You expect people to make pointless comments at you as you walk past them
You're happy to run errands and do small favours for people, side quests can be important
You watch the skies, always...
 
When u r trying to quit playing Skyrim, and ur afraid to even open the emails from skyrimforum.com, as someone may have posted something interesting, triggering an 18+ hr relapse.
 
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