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You know you're addicted when...

I tend to answer certain people with phrases from the game such as "Not now" - Jarl Baalgruf and "I don't believe you, it's not your way" - Aringoth as prime examples.
 
When you start responding to people with the words, Speak quickly or this one need something?
 
You crouch low to sneak
When someone says you need a companion, you think, "WAREWOLF!!"
The nerd of school is going to Sovengrande(can't spell it)
Kung Fu Pandas' Dragon Warriors Fus Ro Dahs his enemies
When someone does stuff for you you tell them to return to Dragonreach when they finish.
You hear a crappy song on the radio and furiously take money from your pocket and search for the Bard.
When the bullies at school.attack you try to "Become Ethereal"
Lol is probably a word to a new shout.
Handicapped people took two arrows to the knee.
the sewers are home to the theives guild.
 
Birthdays are level ups
Your dog doesn't fly into the air sometimes? Strange. . .
A sneeze a a failed shout
I should tell the Redguard up the street I found the woman they're looking for.
Since when did Argonians stand on fours?
Komodo Dragon!?!!!? Put on your armour!!
You automatically call liars Ma'iq
Why can't I fast travel to school
Shouting when bowling
 
When you go to school, you trie to learn th shout Al-Geb-Ra
You go online for the best Bard Colleges.
The internet is lost Dwemer technology
You would choose Serena over you girlfriend/spouse any day.
You are a member of the Skyrin Forums
You try to buy Skooma from your cat
 
When you swear that cloud is a dragon.
When you try to fast travel to the grocery store.
You try to Fus-Ro-Da the fallen leaves off your lawn.
You try to harmlessly "peek" into someone's inventory.
 
When you go spriggan hunting in a national park.
When you avoid chickens in fear your neighbors will kill you if you hurt it.
When you break your arm and drink a bottle of cherry Kool-Aid to "heal".
 
When driving home one night you see some logs and sticks stacked in a huge pile for a bonfire and you think, "Giant"!
I did this tonight. In my defense it really was shaped like a giant's fire.
 
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