You know you're addicted when...

[Swingbo]

When you have read every single post in this thread.

 

[imaginepageant]

When you've written over 80,000 words of a Skyrim fanfic over the past two years... and you still aren't finished with it.

 

[Nednerbish]

U go outside and look for plants to pick

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[Lucid]

When you realize you've read more Elder Scrolls lore in the last 10-years than you have "real" history, religion or science.

When you find yourself unconsciously subbing TES-friendly lyrics into songs: Aedra in place of angel, daedra in place of devil, Nirn in place of Earth, Oblivion or Void in place of hell, etc. Recently my officemate was listening to Over the Rhine, and I caught myself singing "I want to see you smiling, on Sundas afternoon", in a song that I mentally renamed "Nirnbound Lovesong".

I clearly have problems.

 

[Lucid]

- You find yourself mumbling Dovah words at random instances.

- You can recite most bits of game dialogue verbatim.

- You still play Skyrim even though it came out almost two and a half years ago.

Yes, yes, yes. I'll add - if you've ever caught yourself swearing "by the nine" or as I have lately, "Thank the divines"

 

[imaginepageant]

When you realize you've read more Elder Scrolls lore in the last 10-years than you have "real" history, religion or science.

On a similar vein:

When you know more about the politics of Tamriel than of your own country.

 

[sanguineARROW]

#I'm at the stage as is I'm starting to notice the smaller details in skyrim.

2. I want to go for a moonlight walk... in skyrim.

3. I still have dry crazy glue on my palms and I need to replace my controller.

4. Skyrim horker oaf looks tastey, and I want to eat some really bad.

5. The last time I saw actual sunlight was coming home from the store staring down at my reciept to memorize the time I bought skyrim for ps3. And so it came in handy and I'm 18 ibs. Lighter and im paying little kids chocolate coins to go buy me cigarettes.

 

[The Wooden Dagger]

• When you create an account on a Skyrim forum.

 

[Torok]

You become sad when you break up with your Skyrim husband (even when it is a planned break up.) or a break up in an RP involving Skyrim.

 

[trenzalore]

You start to talk to your horse ..

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[nightmare16]

You have a pet dog named Barbas.

or

You have a pet (insert animal here) named Alduin or Paarthurnax.

i got a dog the other day and named it alduin it was awkward when a guy ran into yard wearing body armor and shot me tazed my dog and then kicked my friends teeth out

 

[Chadonraz]

... you hit the J (Journal) key in an attempt to pause a Youtube video. Without thinking.

>.<

 

[Morgan]

... you hit the J (Journal) key in an attempt to pause a Youtube video. Without thinking.

>.<

I have caught myself moving the mouse to change angle when watching a TV show on my computer.

 

[Dynnge]

When you call out wild ingredients, walking down the street.

 

[Destiny]

i got a dog the other day and named it alduin it was awkward when a guy ran into yard wearing body armor and shot me tazed my dog and then kicked my friends teeth out

That actually happened??

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[trenzalore]

i got a dog the other day and named it alduin it was awkward when a guy ran into yard wearing body armor and shot me tazed my dog and then kicked my friends teeth out

I'm pretty sure that you have grounds to sue.

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[trenzalore]

My girlfriend just pointed out that she knows in addicted because I spend about 3 hours modding the game and about 20 minutes playing

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[heatherelectra]

When you turn on the TV and end up watching the entire episode of How the Universe Works because 'Nazir' is narrating (Erik Dellums)

 

[Destiny]

When you use the whole" It would follow you to oblivion and back" for somebody's dog

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[Nednerbish]

When you talk to Meeko like he's your actually puppy. I finally found him and started puppy talking to him.

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