You know you're addicted when...

[Prisoner Rufus]

When after scaring your little brother you tell him your sneak is at 100.

 

[TheLonelyWolve]

Everyday after school, you tell your friend "Its time for us to part ways".

 

[chance jackson]

when someone says shout and you yell fus-ro-dah.

 

[2000er1]

2. You look out for mammoths and giants on your morning commute to work.

thats funny

 

[Rickysousa]

You consider yourself a master at either "one" or "two" handed weapons

 

[Rickysousa]

When someone asks you the definition of alchemy and you say, "uhhh...its in Skyrim"

 

[Vanic]

I see green stuff on the side of a building and I can almost see "Harvest Hanging Moss" show up.

 

[Dashmiel]

You know you're addicted when you see the beginnings of rain and quietly mutter the Clear Skies Shout under your breath without thinking and are actually annoyed when it doesn't seem to work.

 

[Rickysousa]

When Someone annoys you so ya think, "B*tch ill go werewolf on your ass"

 

[Willow]

You know your addicted when you log onto Skyrim forums when you can't actually play the game.

 

[RY14NCE]

When you punch an annoying person in the face and try to load to a previous save, only to realise that real life does not autosave when you enter a building.

After the inevitable trip to jail you try to hide a lockpick in your ass cheeks, hoping to escape and get your stolen goods back.

You practice shouts on your dog or any nearby animal / close relative.

You call a Stihl leaf blower the "fus ro dah gun"

You sing the skyrim theme at the top of your voice despite not knowing any of the actual words.

You wish fast travel was real.

You punch a little kid, thinking you can't damage them. Then tell the cops you are a thane

 

[tobias_b]

You start to collate tips and web pages from around the web in a work email (so you can send it to yourself at home) and accidently send it to you boss

 

[Grob]

You select the "wait" button to wait for a train, and then realize there is no controller in your hand.

 

[Gregor Moon Fang]

When you unconsciously start speaking like Paarthunax to people.

When you can recite what every Daedric Prince says in their quest word for word by heart.

 

[kyleekay]

You know you're addicted to these forums when... Every time I type "sky" on my phone, the suggested word is "skyrimforum.com".

I'd say I come here far too often, but I don't think there can be a limit!

 

[DrunkenMage]

You go into a shop and talk to the owner and wondering why an inventory won't pop up, then you realize you've forgotten how to buy things in real life.

 

[Ritterkreuz]

You tell you kids that the man-cave "might as well be my own little plain of Oblivion".

 

[Pepe Le Pew]

12.

This song is stuck in your head for the past 48 hours.

OMG, if that is really you singing and playing this, STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND SEND YOUR MUSIC TO SOMEONE! That brought tears to my eyes and I was shivering when I listened. I've heard a lot of people sing, and your voice is beautiful!

 

[kyleekay]

When you and your coworkers have a serious discussion about the people you want to Fus Ro Dah off the side of a very tall building.

I mean that in the nicest, sweetest, most innocent way possible.

 

[Neriad13]

OMG, if that is really you singing and playing this, STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND SEND YOUR MUSIC TO SOMEONE! That brought tears to my eyes and I was shivering when I listened. I've heard a lot of people sing, and your voice is beautiful!

Tell it to Malukah. She's the one who sang it. She also has quite a bit more.