Got 2:
1. I was being attacked by a blood dragon just west of Whiterun, and so the guards where helping me, and I used dragonrend. The dragon came to the ground, and I started hacking away at it with my Daedric Sword. Eventually Dragonrend wore off and the dragon took off. I aimed my bow and shot it in mid air, which was also poisoned, and the dragon died. It just fell out of the sky and slammed into the ground really far away. That was pretty funny.
2. I was fighting some giants with Sven (I know he's not that great) and so we took one each. I look to my right to see how Sven was doing, just in time to see him be launched to the moon (along with all my expensive crap) and disappear without a trace. I slaughtered both the giants, and looted the chests etc. Then I left to go kill a deer I could see on the horizon. Just as I fire my bow, a certain guy named sven appears out of nowhere to take a poisoned arrow to the head. He died that day...
1. I was being attacked by a blood dragon just west of Whiterun, and so the guards where helping me, and I used dragonrend. The dragon came to the ground, and I started hacking away at it with my Daedric Sword. Eventually Dragonrend wore off and the dragon took off. I aimed my bow and shot it in mid air, which was also poisoned, and the dragon died. It just fell out of the sky and slammed into the ground really far away. That was pretty funny.
2. I was fighting some giants with Sven (I know he's not that great) and so we took one each. I look to my right to see how Sven was doing, just in time to see him be launched to the moon (along with all my expensive crap) and disappear without a trace. I slaughtered both the giants, and looted the chests etc. Then I left to go kill a deer I could see on the horizon. Just as I fire my bow, a certain guy named sven appears out of nowhere to take a poisoned arrow to the head. He died that day...