A list of truth's every skyrim player knows.

[Beodix]

> Fighting a Dragon Priest while encumbered is a very bad idea.
> Skooma makes everything seem better

 

[Migaluch]

There's always a good reason to scramble through your inventory to find something useless to drop, just to pick up that loot you will never use.

 

[A.Castaneda]

A giant's club can and will knock you into orbit.

 

[Duffmage]

Every business has less money in their till than their customers have in their pockets.

 

[morguen87]

If you see your buddies dropping one by one with arrows sticking out of their heads, you're over reacting if you worry about it. Relax, you're probably just hearing things.

 

[Ebony Knight]

Dragons always fly forwards....except when flying backwards.

 

[skindog]

"The finest weapons and armour" in all of Skyrim can readily be bought at any old Blacksmith.

 

[Ebony Knight]

If you don't see what you're looking for, they can take a look around back.

 

[Elvus]

Every dungeon,no matter how old is maintained by a draugr maintenance crew that keeps the torches,candles,and lamps lit.

PS: I thought your list was hilarious Black-Tongue,But I don't understand the thing about wooden carts, lol.

 

[Touchstone]

Every general store manager sells trinkets, odds and ends.

And some may call them junk, but the store owner calls them treasures.

 

[Icy Seeker]

A guard might get nervous if a man has his weapons drawn!

 

[Shew]

That even though this is a glichy game, we all are addicted to it and love it for what it has given us. laughs, violence, story, and bunnies

 

[Shew]

oh and that a Jarls son no matter how bratty can't be killed

 

[Ebony Knight]

That no matter how long it's been since you became dragonborn/squashed a rebellion/killed an empire/slew a god/climbed a mountain/pissed on the neighborhood mammoth.......there will still be NPCs who don't know you from Jack. >.<

 

[Shew]

That no matter how long it's been since you became dragonborn/squashed a rebellion/killed an empire/slew a god/climbed a mountain/pissed on the neighborhood mammoth.......there will still be NPCs who don't know you from Jack. >.<

Word!

 

[Metallipath]

Olfrid Battle-Born is a name you all know well. (And hate.)

 

[Darksarrow]

" If somones standing in your way don't forget to shout as loud as you can... WULD NAH KEST! in other words whirlwind sprint" =3

 

[dragonborn---]

>Don't let your follower die and them having all your loot...Or you will be heading back, like you did take a arrow to your knee.

 

[Darksarrow]

"is that Fur Growing out of you're ears!?"

 

[Shew]

I would make a fine rug wanna try and skin me? Come get some!