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Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

Raijin said:
When you become near genius at excelling the masters of the arcane you bound to have extra time under your hands. Raijin can't help it if he looks good. He does attract a lot of ladies.


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Looks more like a pretty boy than battle hardened. How did he get the scars? From learning to shave?

Ulfvir's hammer will correct his face.
 
DrunkenMage said:
Looks more like a pretty boy than battle hardened. How did he get the scars? From learning to shave?

Ulfvir's hammer will correct his face.
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A sabre cat manage to sneak up behind Raijin, and just as he turned around it wand up scratching him in the face, BAD mistake. Unfortunately for the cat it wand up being incinerated by the mastery of the arcane arts :)

Oh and Ulfvir wouldn't have the opportunity to lift his clunky hammer up in time to touch Raijin :)
 
Raijin said:
A sabre cat manage to sneak up behind Raijin, and just as he turned around it wand up scratching him in the face, BAD mistake. Unfortunately for the cat it wand up being incinerated by the mastery of the arcane arts :)

Oh and Ulfvir wouldn't have the opportunity to lift his clunky hammer up in time to touch Raijin :)
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Ulfvir never puts down his hammer. The last time he did Red Mountain exploded.

There is always Witch hunter Raven, he has the killing of magic users down to a fine art.
 
lizard mann take sexy picture too

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Raijin said:
Raijin wants to give Legate Penelope a short message ;)

Raijin looks at Penelope straight in the face and begins speaking in a deep seductive voice "We may have different political views, my love, but some day we will be together again."
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Da hell is going on with his waist? Did Ulfric bend him over the throne too much?
 
imperials tried to kill lizard mann once, and that hurt lizard mann's feelings very much. but stormcloaks say mean and angry things to lizard mann when lizard mann tries to borrow their horses. stormcloaks not even using them. lizard mann is not sure where lizard mann's loyalties lie.
 
Lizard Mann said:
imperials tried to kill lizard mann once, and that hurt lizard mann's feelings very much. but stormcloaks say mean and angry things to lizard mann when lizard mann tries to borrow their horses. stormcloaks not even using them. lizard mann is not sure where lizard mann's loyalties lie.
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Lizard Mann should be comforted by the fact that the Empire does its best to champion racial equality where it can. The near-beheading at the start was...well, not a smooth move. But know that myself and very many other Legionnaires sympathize with your plight and ultimately fight on behalf of all in Tamriel.

Mr. Lizard Mann should perhaps give the Legion some thought. :)
 
Docta Corvina said:
Lizard Mann should be comforted by the fact that the Empire does its best to champion racial equality where it can. The near-beheading at the start was...well, not a smooth move. But know that myself and very many other Legionnaires sympathize with your plight and ultimately fight on behalf of all in Tamriel.

Mr. Lizard Mann should perhaps give the Legion some thought. :)
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That is why Legate Corvinus enjoys your company. There comes times where your light touch, is all that is ever needed. Pen for High Chancellor of the Elder Council.
 
lizard mann was not worried. if head is like tail, head would grow back. still was very rude. also stormcloaks give lizard mann nice place to sleep down at the docks. once there was a mudcrab there, take lizard mann's magic hat. lizard mann try to take it back from mudcrab, but by then mudcrab was too powerful. lizard mann needs to find new magic hat.
 
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