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You know you're addicted when...

when you start making battleaxes in woodshop
when you develop a strange resistance to cold and frost
when you start classifying random people into elder scrolls races
when 11 becomes your favorite number
yup im definitely addicted
 
Yesterday I caught myself thinking on what's the other name of the Orcs... then repeating Altmer, Dunmer, Bosmer, Falmer, Dwemer, Orsimer in my head all the way home.
 
When you have the weirdest dream of Skyrim... I was hunting down some evil boss with other Nightingales. There was an incredibly big castle where the target hid, but before that I was home (my real home) in our yard, crafting potions(?) and preparing for the fight. To get in the castle, I needed a fruit which added special abilities after consuming it. I eat it, break in, kill the boss, than grew up to the size of a giant and fled out through the roof (wtf). After this I was running in the wilds with Farkas behind me (he is the husband of my character in the game) chasing after one fellow Nightingale who gave me the quest. Turns out she also ate a magical fruit, and now I must kill her, so I drove my sword trough her body but then she kinda "opened up", revealing that there is a PORTAL inside her. Because of the fruit.

And I wasn't even playing Skyrim yesterday.
 
When you think it should be legal to run up the street, from tavern to tavern with a real battle axe slung over your back. RL
 
when your text alart is the level up theme from skyrim... then everytime it goes off you think YEs DING! and then you remember your in your car, driving, and it was a text message.
 
When you've been fired from your job coz you phoned in too often "sick" but were actually playing Skyrim.
Not only that but when I was on the Job site looking for a new job I typed in, JOB PREFERENCE: "Companion" JOB LOCATION: "Whiterun"..... and then keep going to my e-mail alerts to see if anythings come up that matches my criteria. :confused:
 
When You Do More Chores Then Your Brother/Sister So Your Parents Let You Play First~
 
When you convert your computer table into an "alchemy lab" then go to the local park and find yourself trying to catch butterflies, picking strange looking flowers and foraging for random toadstools and mushrooms to take back to the "alchemy lab" and mixing everything up in a pestle and mortar. It gets worse, when you go to the local chemist and while the wife is buying tampons I'm there trying to convince the shop assistant that my bottle of green gloop is a "magicka regen" potion worth £267. (They don't buy it.) :mad:
 
When you convert your computer table into an "alchemy lab" then go to the local park and find yourself trying to catch butterflies, picking strange looking flowers and foraging for random toadstools and mushrooms to take back to the "alchemy lab" and mixing everything up in a pestle and mortar. It gets worse, when you go to the local chemist and while the wife is buying tampons I'm there trying to convince the shop assistant that my bottle of green gloop is a "magicka regen" potion worth £267. (They don't buy it.) :mad:
Well said well said :)
 
When you pull your shotgun out waiting for the police to say: "A guard might get nervous, man approaches with his weapon drawn"
 
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