Skyrim pick-up lines!

[Thomas Liu]

Giants may hound me, wolves may block my path, bears may chase me, and Dragons stalk me, Its your heart I require, your hand I need, your bed I desire.

Flawless Legendary Epic.

 

[Shew]

Flawless Legendary Epic.

Thank you I try.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

My alchemy level is 100 and I just brewed a potion of Viagra...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Ladies I have a Body by Jake and with my body I don't need any pick-up lines...

 

[skindog]

Which one is everyone's favourite so far?

 

[Shew]

These are my favorites

Want to see my unrelenting force?

Is that an amulet of Mara you're wearing?

Would you hold my dragon bone..?

Giants may hound me, wolves may block my path, bears may chase me, and Dragons stalk me, Its your heart I require, your hand I need, your bed I desire.

unless I can say my own

 

[M'aiqaelF]

I may just look like a nord, but I'm a red guard in my pants, and a khajiit in the bedroom

this is mine

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

" I just picked up 20 kilos of moon sugar...wanna come up and snort some with me...?"

 

[Carcino]

Some take arrows to their knees.. But when I saw you I took a arrow to the heart.

 

[Rotceh]

Dragonborn: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

Aela the Huntress: Really?

Dragonborn: People know me.

Aela the Huntress: Well, I'm very happy for you.

Dragonborn: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my breezehome smells of dragon bones and giant's toe.

 

[FightingVixen53]

Are you sure you're not the Dovahkiin? Because one word and I'm blown away.

 

[DdraigGwyn]

I have an elixir of Lasting Potency, if you know what I mean.

 

[sticky runes]

Have you got any Dunmer in you? Do you want some?

 

[GingerPixie99]

I was texting my boyfriend and we started throwing some pick up lines towards each other so I decided to enlighten you on a few of them

1) Akatosh, Arkay, Alduin, Dibella, Herma-mora, Julianos, Kynareth, Kyne, Malacath, Mara, Shor, Stendarr, Talos, Ysmir and Zenithar...15 gods in skyrim and my religion is you

2) You're the Jarl of my heart

3) I would happily go to Sovenguard for you

4) If your love was in my inventory, I'd be ov er my carry weight

5) You must be a master of restoration as you've restored my heart at the touch of a hand

6) You must be a master at alchemy, because We're creating chemistry


There's many more so if you want to hear them just tell me

 

[TheDovahkin]

It's a fine day with you around...

I want you to absorb me, just like you absorbed that dragon soul.

 

[Raven Darkmoore]

These are great! Keep them coming!

I was texting my boyfriend and we started throwing some pick up lines towards each other so I decided to enlighten you on a few of them

1) Akatosh, Arkay, Alduin, Dibella, Herma-mora, Julianos, Kynareth, Kyne, Malacath, Mara, Shor, Stendarr, Talos, Ysmir and Zenithar...15 gods in skyrim and my religion is you

2) You're the Jarl of my heart

3) I would happily go to Sovenguard for you

4) If your love was in my inventory, I'd be ov er my carry weight

5) You must be a master of restoration as you've restored my heart at the touch of a hand

6) You must be a master at alchemy, because We're creating chemistry


There's many more so if you want to hear them just tell me

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[TheDreamersverse]

I didn't even mean to click this thread but now I'm very VERY glad I did.

 

[SkyrimShark85]

Hey baby, even the Volendrung warhammer could not fall off a rack that big!

 

[SkyrimShark85]

If you will be my empress of tamriel I will be your penitus oculatus.

 

[bakuganta]

Will you be my Dovahqueen/Dovahking?