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OOC A Deadly Hideaway

I knew you were going to call me a fool! :D

And don't you know the way of the wild Conquers? The werewolf is the hunter, not the hunted. We will track your foul undead hide to its cozy little cave and drag you out into the sunlight were you will BURN!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I AM SHROUDED IN EBONY, THOU SHALT FEAR ME! I SHALT TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT AND LEVITATE THINE CORPSE OF A CLIFF, ALL WHILST FLYING A HUNDRED FEET ABOVETH THOU WITH MY WINGS, FOR I IST THE LORD! THE VAMPIRIC LORD! THOU SHALT FEARETH ME, PETTY ABOMINATION FO THINE FOUL HIRCINE! THOU SHALT TREMBLE IN THINE SLEEP WHEN THOU HEAREST MY COMING, AND THOU SHALT BE PARALYZED AS IS DRAINEST THOU OF EVEYR LAST DROP OF BLOOD IN THINE BODY, THEN RAISETH THOU AS MY ETERNAL SLAVE!
 
I AM SHROUDED IN EBONY, THOU SHALT FEAR ME! I SHALT TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT AND LEVITATE THINE CORPSE OF A CLIFF, ALL WHILST FLYING A HUNDRED FEET ABOVETH THOU WITH MY WINGS, FOR I IST THE LORD! THE VAMPIRIC LORD! THOU SHALT FEARETH ME, PETTY ABOMINATION FO THINE FOUL HIRCINE! THOU SHALT TREMBLE IN THINE SLEEP WHEN THOU HEAREST MY COMING, AND THOU SHALT BE PARALYZED AS IS DRAINEST THOU OF EVEYR LAST DROP OF BLOOD IN THINE BODY, THEN RAISETH THOU AS MY ETERNAL SLAVE!
Shrouded in Ebony are you? I imagine that gets rather hot in the summer.
 
oh so you wouldn't mind if I say... cast you into the heart of Red Mountain? (after eating your wings of course.)
 
THOU IST A FOOL FOR BRINGING SUCH A CALIBER OF ALERTS UPON THINESELF.



THOU SHALT OFFICIALLY BECOMETH PREY IF THOU DOST SO, AND THOU SHALT BE TORN ASUNDER WHILE THOU ART SLEEPING, AS I SHALT DO TO ALL OF THE WEREWOLVES IN YON SANCTUARY!

Fine! Fine! I'll stick with the vamp camp (OH, RHYME SO fluffING TOTALLY INTENDED! JUST FOR MADGOD'S SAKE) :D;)
 
yeah, I think so. Ash and Dunk talked about kinky vampire sex and me and Conquers threatened eachother. Thats about it...
 
oh so you wouldn't mind if I say... cast you into the heart of Red Mountain? (after eating your wings of course.)

The wing eating might hurt, but Red Mountain? Seriously? Why dost thou not chooseth the gaping maw of Lord Alduin whilst he ist shouting fire?
 
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