A list of truth's every skyrim player knows.

[Duffmage]

Falkreath is an absolute pl*pshole.

 

[Kurrus]

You should try mercenary work, it might suit you.

 

[gotenks232]

Lydia is not afraid of swinging spiked doors....or any trap for that matter..

 

[shelder]

Everyone likes cheese!!!!! (seriously its everywhere)

 

[SaveVsBedWet]

Only the weak use the ground floor front door to get into their new mansion in Solitude. The Adept or better pick their second floor locks instead, which is why their keys don't even bother working up there.

 

[Wanderer]

Bunnies can fly.
Butterflies are harder to catch than a disease.
Inns all look the same on the inside.

 

[thraashman]

The exact weight of 100,000 pieces of gold and 5000 arrows ... is 0 lbs.

 

[Swordsmansmith]

When your invisible you're visible...

 

[Ebony Knight]

"Revert to an older save file" is the universal fix all.

 

[skindog]

Lydia's sole purpose is to stand in narrow doorways when you're trying to walk out.

 

[Shew]

Shadowmere is awesome cause he ressurects and can take out entire forsworn encampments by himself. Just watched it happen no lie, yesterday he died in a dragon encounter today I go to a encampment not far from where i was headed when the dragon attacked and there he is killing everything.. color me amazed


Oh and that fruit and veggies only come 3 to 4 to a barrel...and stay fresh forever, even under water, or in a tomb.

 

[Finalchrono]

A follower will almost never hit the target, but always get hit by you. It's like they dive into my magic attacks.

A conjured atronach/daedra does more damage to you than it does to the enemy.

 

[morguen87]

When fighting in big group battles, some times it's better just to wait it out and not to even try to swing at an enemy, lest you want a bounty with your allies after somebody inevitably jumps right in front of your attack.

 

[Shew]

When fighting in big group battles, some times it's better just to wait it out and not to even try to swing at an enemy, lest you want a bounty with your allies after somebody inevitably jumps right in front of your attack.

Reloaded Battle for Whiterun 5 times before I just hung back and let the grunts do the work

 

[morguen87]

Reloaded Battle for Whiterun 5 times before I just hung back and let the grunts do the work

haha, luckily there's no penalty for running around like a headless chicken while dual wielding healing spells

 

[Shew]

Skyrim is the only place a Cat can go around owning a human, a horse and a Dog at the same time

 

[Touchstone]

A guard might get nervous if a man has his weapons drawn!

Or woman.

 

[Swordsmansmith]

Any wandering noob with no magical training can shoot fire from his hands.

 

[Dylanj70]

Lydia can't seem to remember she's seen something before... like every single bloody Draugr....

 

[Dylanj70]

We need to get out of everyone's house.