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Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

The argonians live in a Land which is filled with what an old person drops everyday. A diarrhea dump

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Swamps/marshes are awesome and beautiful. fluff you and your pompous "High Elves". More like "heads High up other Elves assholes"
 
You would probably attend to cast a firebolt and it would blow up in your face about as fast as your mother rips a reptilian stinker in your face

Lolwut, I couldn't understand any of that. "as fast as your mother rips a reptilian stinker in your face" the fluff does that even mean? And "attend" a firebolt? [sarcasm]Yeah, lets all go to the firebolt, folks. It'll be so fun.[/sarcasm] At least our little "skink brains" can comprehend actual language instead of sounding like a Giant who clubbed half of his own brain.

(btw, I'm not taking any of this seriously :P)
 
^ yes, Jel, a very complex language (@Romulus)

And btw, Mr. ThalmorHighElfAssKisser, I saw you ranting a couple of pages back about how you'd conquer Black Marsh or whatever. Lizahd (Lizahd = Lizard. It's the Argonian essential of the N-word that ends in an "A") Please, I bet you pussy ass elves wouldn't even be able to take a footstep into Argonia from the border of Cyrodiil without pissing yourselves in your Elven Armor. "Ewww, I got wet moss and grass all over my boot I just cleaned *cries*"

Get the fluff outta here with that bullplops. You elves should go back to helping San-Ta deliver presents to all our hatchlings for Histmas instead of trying to start your own government
 
your right there santa will be needing all the help he can get 1 full day to go. so thats where harc got to.
 
^ yes, Jel, a very complex language (@Romulus)

And btw, Mr. ThalmorHighElfAssKisser, I saw you ranting a couple of pages back about how you'd conquer Black Marsh or whatever. Lizahd (Lizahd = Lizard. It's the Argonian essential of the N-word that ends in an "A") Please, I bet you pussy ass elves wouldn't even be able to take a footstep into Argonia from the border of Cyrodiil without pissing yourselves in your Elven Armor. "Ewww, I got wet moss and grass all over my boot I just cleaned *cries*"

Get the fu** outta here with that bullplops. You elves should go back to helping San-Ta deliver presents to all our hatchlings for Histmas instead of trying to start your own government

PLUS 1 FOR ARGONIA.
Sent with my mind.
 
I don't mean to be a party pooper but ...

......the Altmer can too......

but like I said, one on one, a Nord could probably take a Thalmor and then rip his heart out. With the division of Skyrim right now, and the fact the Thalmor would come full-force to take the Nords, I don't see much of a chance of them coming out of it the victor.

In any case, ONLY DEATH FOR THE ELVEN DOGS

Yes the Altmer can obtain enchantment weapons and armor too, but the problem is the Nords are barbarians. Their enthusiastic warriors. The fact is after you win the civil war under the Stormcloaks no longer do you see Thalmor on the roads.
 
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