Famous TES Quotes

[Nameless1]

also, "you know what they say...when life hands you llemons...go murder a clown"
love my DB fams.

 

[Anarki]

I especially like that one after I just put an arrow in their buddy's behind or similar.

Yet remaining hidden.

Best. Feeling. Ever.

 

[KayO199X]

"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll." -Skyrim Guard
"Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots... Good Job." -Nelkir, Son of Jarl Bulgruff
"FUS RO DAH!" -Dovahkiin

 

[brandon]

god gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapons.- whiterun guard.

i dont know if he was talking about my mace/ war axe combo or the warhammer i used to carry.

 

[brandon]

would you like food, drink, or something else perhaps? cute redguard woman

 

[Stone]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the knee."

How did I know this was going to be used?

 

[thecelticlatino]

"Never should have come here!"- random bandit/wizard enemy upon noticing you
"Awww the cute doggie chasing the kitty!"- Babbette of the Dark Brotherhood commenting on Astrid's husband (forgot his name) mission
Anything M'aiq the liar says

 

[Kurrus]

"Fancy da leder ahmor? Someting to be said fo going light." Sounds just like Ahnold.

 

[Tiddleykong]

"WOW..... That's wow..."

 

[HaxAras]

god gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapons.- whiterun guard.

i dont know if he was talking about my mace/ war axe combo or the warhammer i used to carry.

Whiterun Gaurd "The Gods Gave You Two Hands, And You Use Them Both For Your Weapon. I Can Respect That"

"Beware Beware When The Dragonborn Comes." Woman Singing In Solitude. They Know I'm Gonna Steal All their Stuff.

 

[Gemini Sierra]

Whiterun Guard shortly after getting beast form:
"You smell like a wet dog"

Several Skyrim guards have said, while still having the ability to use beast form:
"Is that fur in your ears?"

 

[Titanburner]

Lady said this to me in Riften lol (or something along these lines).

"If you're looking for a handout, you should talk to my husband. If you're looking for company.. I suppose I could do worse.."

 

[winterhold knight]

SWEEY ROLL FOR PHINOM PHINOM lol quote from the iles

 

[Daggertotheback]

"If I find your hand in my pocket, I'm going to cut it off." Guard when I walk up.
I then proceed to steal everything that he has just for giggles.

 

[Lady Redpool the Unlifer]

Snow falls. Why worry where it goes? M'aiq thinks the snowflakes are pretty.
Nords are so serious about beards. So many beards. M'aiq thinks they wish they had glorious manes like Khajiit.
Don't try blocking if you have two weapons. You will only get confused. Much better to hit twice anyway.
All quotes from M'aiq the Liar, I love that guy

 

[The Spectre of Skyrim]

"Good to see you! Finally someone useful is around."
-Siddgeir, Jarl of Falkreath

 

[bulbaquil]

"Did she appeal to your sense of honor? Of greed? A more... base need, perhaps?" - Kematu. Especially appropriate if playing as a male character.

 

[Dylansauce02]

"Die you Orc filth!", makes me kill them even more brutally.

 

[Afatguiarist]

"Those blasted mudcrabs"


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[Thomas Liu]

Well look at you, if only everyone acted like you.​