Critical
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In west Skyrim, I was born and raised
On the mountains was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all great
And all shootin some knees outside of the gates
When a couple of guards
Thought I'z up to no good
Said I'd stole some sweetrolls in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight, spouse played the trump card
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Dawnguard"
I whistled for a dragon and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in it's ear
If anything this one reaked of wet St. Benard
But I thought 'Naw, forget it' - "Yo homes to Dawnguard!"
On the mountains was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all great
And all shootin some knees outside of the gates
When a couple of guards
Thought I'z up to no good
Said I'd stole some sweetrolls in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight, spouse played the trump card
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Dawnguard"
I whistled for a dragon and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in it's ear
If anything this one reaked of wet St. Benard
But I thought 'Naw, forget it' - "Yo homes to Dawnguard!"
