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Most painful experience you took willingly

This isn't something I did willingly, but I got stung, mostly in the head and neck, by about 15 bees all at once. That was pretty painful, and I looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame afterwards even though I'm not allergic to bee stings. We were visiting this petting zoo and there was a bee farm behind a fence. My dad, the sneaky fluffer, swatted one bee with a brochure when it flew too close, and soon enough the entire bee armada mobilized for a blitzkrieg assault. For some reason they took their anger out on me :confused: As soon as they were done stinging me and I was done running around screaming and flailing my arms around like a cartoon character, my dad decided to add insult to injury and recommend a home remedy for bee stings. Apparently rubbing dirt in them was supposed to ease the pain. Well it didn't, it made it worse. Thanks dad! Also one time we were on a picnic and he burnt off all my leg hair when he fluffed around with the kerosine and the portable stove. And he kicked a soccer ball right in my groin when I was a kid. Now THAT was a critical hit, bonus damage and all! Come to think of it, he has manhandled me quite a bit over the years :P
 
I remember me and my friends were playing street hockey and I decided not to wear a goalie mask. Someone took a hard slap shot directly at my naked eye (accidentally of course). I think I blacked out for a few seconds and then had to go to the hospital to realign it.
 
I didn't do this voluntarily, but when I was five years old, I got kicked off a slide in the playground and I fell on my chin on a few logs that were next to the slide. Blood all over the place and had to go to the hospital immediately. You can still see and feel the scar that's under my chin. I did was very lucky that I didn't bit my tongue when I hit the logs. It could have been so much worse.
 
Willingly? Well...when I was still with my ex, we went out to a Japanese restaurant, and she somehow convinced me to eat an entire glob of wasabi.

For a long time, I refused to go near wasabi.
 
I clipped a clip-on tie to my bottom lip when I was 8. To this day I'm still wondering what the heck was going through my mind.
 
Semi-willingly. Reconstructing the nerves, tendons, and arteries in my left hand. Fun stuff.
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