Saved by the Bard

[Nameless1]

I was in the Winking Skeever for the night, rummaging thru the goods in my room. I steal good books from the inns because I mean who doesn't? Well anyway someone apparently witnessed it thru the walls and called the guards. I'm thinking damn because I have an outstanding bounty of around 3,000 septims I've been eluding. Just as the guard runs towards me the bard chick in there says "Wait. This is an ode to the dragonborn." and starts playing Tale of the Toungues. The guard stopped immediately and started listening to the song, along with everyone there because of its beauty, and when it ended just looked at me and walked out without a word. Now That was dope!

 

[Verses]

I was in the Winking Skeever for the night, rummaging thru the goods in my room. I steal good books from the inns because I mean who doesn't? Well anyway someone apparently witnessed it thru the walls and called the guards. I'm thinking damn because I have an outstanding bounty of around 3,000 septims I've been eluding. Just as the guard runs towards me the bard chick in there says "Wait. This is an ode to the dragonborn." and starts playing Tale of the Toungues. The guard stopped immediately and started listening to the song, along with everyone there because of its beauty, and when it ended just looked at me and walked out without a word. Now That was dope!

haha yea well it never happened to me before but i have noticed guards drinking and not minding anything once a bard starts to 'sing'

 

[BIGwooly]

That is one of the funniest stories, lol.