Skyrim and Real Life - how do they mix?

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I currently live in China and seems I see much of Skyrim in my daily quests. I'll post some now and more as I photo them. Feel free to comment!

My Chinese girlfriend wears these! They are Elvin Boots of Asian Alluring. +50 to seductiveness and +50 to health and stamina. But they give you Yellow Fever which there is no cure.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

My first thought was to pocket it all! (Wal-mart in China)

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Gourds!

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

This guy walks around the apartment complex where I live! ( I live in a big Chinese city!) I really had the urge to put an arrow in him

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Refined Malachite !

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Those cat people are traveling around selling pelts and Skoma!

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Is it Quicksilver? Iron? Steel? Silver? I was on my bike but was calculating how many I could stuff in my backpack.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I just KNOW there is a Word Of Power here. I stood there for several minutes but I didn't hear that sound that I know so well...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I saw these and wondered if I should take them and try to enchant them.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I'm pretty sure there is gold inside

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Leg of goat! 2 points to health! (inside a Chinese Wal-Mart)

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Filter of health and magika!!!! I can't find stamina anywhere...

 

[Panthera]

I just KNOW there is a Word Of Power here. I stood there for several minutes but I didn't hear that sound that I know so well...

Hehehe... looks like you are not Dragonborn after all Jeff the DragonBorn!

 

[TickerTocker3]

LoL hands down the funniest game thread ever!!!!

 

[Seth]

Haha nice thread

 

[The Barefoot Nord]

Kudos, this thread is really funny!

 

[M'aiqaelF]

damn, gotta check this out when I get home....the pics are blocked!

 

[Nocte Aeterna]

This is pure gold.

 

[Pete]

AWESOME POST!

 

[Thomas Liu]

look around some more, guarantee you'll also find magic mushrooms, slaughter fish scales, eye of saber cat and teeth, and enchanted swords and armor as well.