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Well almost anything that moves on the trail during with my second character since I joined the Dark Brotherhood. Mountain Goats are fun to shock with sparks if I see one it goes down. Bandit camps are fun lots of gold, couriers when I am out in the wilderness because they are stupid to approach me alone, and dragons of course I love a epic dragon battle. With Dragons I usually run and pelt it with arrows spreading the battle over as large of an area as I can. Mostly just to get random NPC's to join the epic fight lol.
 
People who think they're better than me just because I have pointy ears and a tail. Look bitch I killed 20 dragons today. What did you do besides run your mouth? That is why you die. Except when you try to kill a small, bratty child. 15 guards and a rather large bounty later.....
 
brandon said:
look here sonny do you even understand who i am and what ive done for this town? now shut the eff up and go play outside and start showing some damn respect.lol
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Well actually that kid is that way for a reason he is a part of a quest and a daedric god has been talking to him and telling him secrets and stuff that depresses him. I think the quest is called the wispering door, plus you get a flippin sweet blade if you complete it (requires some pickpocketing) but totally worth it
 
OH And one more thing - Butterflies. For some ungodly reason I will chase 3 stupid butterflies from a half mile away just pull off their wings. Like a stupid cat tripping balls, drooling on LSD, there I got chasing bugs.

And believe you me, nothing is tougher than killing a cave of bandits or slaying a dragon, then chasing down butterflies. HATE THOSE THINGS!
 
Texas_made said:
Well actually that kid is that way for a reason he is a part of a quest and a daedric god has been talking to him and telling him secrets and stuff that depresses him. I think the quest is called the wispering door, plus you get a flippin sweet blade if you complete it (requires some pickpocketing) but totally worth it
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oh really thanks after i complete the thievs guild quest ill do that one maybe then his ass will be nicer
 
Kind of Hazy said:
OH And one more thing - Butterflies. For some ungodly reason I will chase 3 stupid butterflies from a half mile away just pull off their wings. Like a stupid cat tripping balls, drooling on LSD, there I got chasing bugs.

And believe you me, nothing is tougher than killing a cave of bandits or slaying a dragon, then chasing down butterflies. HATE THOSE THINGS!
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DUDE DUDE DUDE we need to talk thats freaking funny plops right there. you gotta find away to post a vid of that. thats just funny
 
I go out of my way to kill Imperials and since I've done the Redguard Whiterun Women Quest, if I see those A-Holes harassing a women on the road I slaughter them. What pisses me off is she goes off running away shouting 'Murder!' B*tch I just saved your life.

+10 on Thalmor. Those Arrogant Jerks! I love killing them every chance I get.

I kill Bandits and Spiders like it's no ones business. I can also one shot most Bears, I remember oh so long ago when I would high tail it whenever I saw a bear now I'm like bring it on!
 
Giants. When I dig up the nerve, I will hunt down and kill every last one of them. They are the only prize that gives me challenge. They make Alduin look like a rabbit without legs.


@ brandon

Haha I do that too. I will be in a party chat and be talking then all of the sudden " Oh a pweety butterfly! Oh don't run away! Gimme your wings! Oh you pesky wittle butterfly! GET OVER HERE!" hahaha
 
Beodix said:
I go out of my way to kill Imperials and since I've done the Redguard Whiterun Women Quest, if I see those A-Holes harassing a women on the road I slaughter them. What pisses me off is she goes off running away shouting 'Murder!' B*tch I just saved your life.

+10 on Thalmor. Those Arrogant Jerks! I love killing them every chance I get.

I kill Bandits and Spiders like it's no ones business. I can also one shot most Bears, I remember oh so long ago when I would high tail it whenever I saw a bear now I'm like bring it on!
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OOOO, i don't like the thalmor either, they're now on my hitlist!
 
PunWisp said:
Giants. When I dig up the nerve, I will hunt down and kill every last one of them. They are the only prize that gives me challenge. They make Alduin look like a rabbit without legs.


@ brandon

Haha I do that too. I will be in a party chat and be talking then all of the sudden " Oh a pweety butterfly! Oh don't run away! Gimme your wings! Oh you pesky wittle butterfly! GET OVER HERE!" hahaha
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lol awesome
 
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