Skyrim Pick Up Lines

[Psiberzerker]

"Is that an Amulet of Mara?"

Here, let me upgrade your Breastplate.

Hey, you know what they say about the Dragonborn?

{Cast Calm, Rapeface.}
{Cast Paralyze...}
Iiz Slen Nus! {Casts Flamecloak.}

"I swear, baby, Dragonhide is supposed to be 80% effective!" (But only for 30 seconds.)

Aren't the Moons Beautiful tonight? You know, my heart was forged in the Lunar Forge, right?

 

[kyleekay]

These are cheesy, but here goes nothing:

• So, you're a two-handed specialist? You should take a look at my Longhammer.
• Hey baby, are you an atronach? 'Cause you are on FIRE.
• Hey, no need to stay in solitude. I'll [winter]hold you until dawn-breaks.
• Are you a Mage? 'Cause you've trapped my soul.

 

[Psiberzerker]

These are cheesy, but here goes nothing:

• So, you're a two-handed specialist? You should take a look at my Longhammer.

This one's actually pretty good. I like multiple allusions per line.

Are you a Breton? Because I want to get more Familiar with you.

(After seks) Are you a necromancer? Because I feel a Reserection coming on!

(To an Alikir) Is it true that Redgaurds have curved,.. Swords?

So, Aela, why do they call you a Companion?

Hey, Uthgerd, wanna wrestle? I got a room!

 

[Psiberzerker]

Sooo, your brother says he named this place Warmaidens after you... Does that mean you're a virgin?

"Hey Irileth! I uh, oh crap, no. Put that sword away what're you, Aieeaugh!"

 

[Skulli]

Irileth is into chicks, man. Blue ones.

 

[kyleekay]

In response to being asked about race:

"Yeah, I'm a Dark Elf alright... we've been known to have bad luck. Don't suppose you'd like to change that for me, hmm? "

 

[Psiberzerker]

Irileth is into chicks, man. Blue ones.

I didn't say anything about the gender of the speaker, but she comes off as unfriendly to just about anyone except her Jarl, and even then sometimes snaps at him.

 

[The OP3RaT0R]

"I dare say, those are quite remarkable Daedric Boots you are adorning, mi'lady. Perhaps later we could engage in sexual intercourse?"

Reminds me of a certain note that can be found in Haelga's Bunkhouse

 

[ChiefScalyNipples]

Reminds me of a certain note that can be found in Haelga's Bunkhouse

Found that note too.

Btw here's another pick up line

"Hey sexy, you an alchemist? 'cause I got some BONE Meal for ya right here!"

 

[Anwrise888]

 

[Professor Skalvar]

Credit for this line goes to the Sultry Argonian Bard:

You seem to handle your instrument so well, my darling. May I suggest a private performance? Perhaps, away from the noise of the inn where we both may enjoy your tremendous talent.

 

[sticky runes]

Have you got any Redguard in you?

No.

Do you want some?

(alter according to which ever race you are)

 

[Necaradan666]

The gods gave you two hands, you want to use them both on my weapon? I can respect that.

 

[Naginata]

The gods gave you two hands, you want to use them both on my weapon? I can respect that.

This wins in my opinion

 

[AS88]

This is disgusting, but my infantile mind can't help it..

Player: So Uthgerd, is it true?
Uthgerd: Is what true?
Player: That you really are Uthgerd, the Unbroken??

 

[Twiffle]

I've been married twice, , i dont use pick-up lines as they get you into trouble and broke, .. .. ..

 

[sticky runes]

Your father must be a thief - because he stole Dibella's tits and put them on your chest.

 

[ChaoticInferno]

"

I love! Love! Moist towelettes!

"Let me SHOW you the power of my ASS man!"
-Skyrim Gamer Poop Youtube

 

[Falmer19]

This is disgusting, but my infantile mind can't help it..

Player: So Uthgerd, is it true?
Uthgerd: Is what true?
Player: That you really are Uthgerd, the Unbroken??

This is definitely the best

 

[imaginepageant]

Hey baby, how about I steal your sweet roll tonight?

Hey baby, how about I make you shout tonight?

Hey baby, can you conjure us up a warm bed?