Skyrim pick-up lines!

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I just killed a sheep - can you guess what we can use the skin for...

 

[Oren74]

Wanna get busy? Because...

my speech is master level...and it has nothing do with talking but everythig to do with my tongue.

My restoration restores all my stamina.

I'm a master with the long sword, eventhough I fight with a one-handed weapon.

 

[Sps Drake]

Imperials are red; Stormcloaks are blue; I've got an amulet of mara; Interested, are you?

 

[M'aiqaelF]

is that a sweetroll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Oren74]

is that a broad sword in your scabbard or are you happy to see me?

What level do I need to be to unlock your chest?

 

[kirak95197]

Of course I'd pay 500 dollars to hire you.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I'm an Argonian and do you know how long my tongue is...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I'm from Hammerfeld - want to see my curved sword...?

Hey baby want to come up to my villa in Solitude, eat some glowing mushrooms and smoke some troll fat...?

 

[Stryke]

Hey get your cloak...... Why? Cause I have a knive and it's enchanted with 50% HIV bitch!


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I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=57.701360,-3.488723

 

[ForTheEmpire]

Let us not waste any time baby i could be eaten by a dragon tomorrow
Are you a Follower of Debella becease your making me wanne go on one knee
Its not just my steel sword i can handle with extreme skill ....(LOL)

 

[skindog]

So much creativity!!!
I love the fact that I made this thread, it was so necessary!

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Hey baby I'm an Orc And I'm Sexy And I know it... (wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle...)

 

[skindog]

I may just look like a nord, but I'm a red guard in my pants, and a khajiit in the bedroom

 

[Oren74]

I may just look like a nord, but I'm a red guard in my pants, and a khajiit in the bedroom

Oooo, you just needed to add a "meow"

 

[Halkin]

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

winner

 

[Hargood]

Oh Hey Baby, you must be a Nightingale... because you are "Nocturning-me-on!"

I have a Shrine to Talo's you can rub. It will reduce your duration between Shouts by 10%.

You must be wearing reflective Glass Armor Leggings...........because I can see myself in them.

 

[MushroomGenius]

lol @ this thread... reminded me of this:

all credit to DA artist eatfun

 

[hexperiment]

Do you have a black soul gem? Because I think you captured my soul...

Never slept with a werewolf before? We are restless in bed. >;]

 

[Thomas Liu]

Honor to you my love.

I will defend you with my life.

Here's a mammoth tusk for your phone number.

 

[Shew]

Giants may hound me, wolves may block my path, bears may chase me, and Dragons stalk me, Its your heart I require, your hand I need, your bed I desire.